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[doctornoname]

[The EMH looks perturbed, thank you. Beside him on the desk is one of those hot breakfasts the Admiral handed out.

A hot breakfast he doesn't have the programming to eat.]

...Is this some kind of joke?

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[hopeless_hacker]

I got one too. If this is the Admiral's way of making me feel appreciated, he could have been a bit less...well...creepy.

[doctornoname]

Agreed.

It's slightly insensitive, if you ask me. After all, I don't have the programming to masticate, swallow, or digest food.

The note was thoughtful.

[hopeless_hacker]

'You are going to do well here'? Over a year late in coming as far as I'm concerned.

...Slightly insensitive, if you ask me.

[doctornoname]

Have you been doing well here?

[captain_jtkirk]

You are way lucky, obviously.

[doctornoname]

Obviously.

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[fuckingdrej]

So I guess this isn't normal for Wednesdays. [Why yes, Cale IS shoving food in his mouth. He likes this breakfast in bed thing.]

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[doctornoname]

Around here, it depends on the Wednesday.

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[fuckingdrej]

So...I can expect breakfast in bed again in two weeks?

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[doctornoname]

You can expect something odd to happen.

Have you reported to the infirmary for your preliminary physical examination?

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[not_the_police]

[Wash gives one of his very rare smiles:] A hologram can't eat.

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[doctornoname]

How very astute of you, Agent Washington.

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[not_the_police]

It's suitable, doctor.

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[doctornoname]

I'll have you know I had the subroutines which allowed me to eat and digest food at one time. However, because I don't need to eat, I felt myself above such hedonistic pursuits and had them removed.

[...Also, flatulence.]

[thegooddrjones]

Odd, count me as another who didn't get a tray.

[doctornoname]

I'd offer you mine, but Mr. Sexby had first dibs.