Newsflash: I AM NOT A NICE DOCTOR!

[doctorhouse_tm]

I'm not! I'm really not!

I hate her.
I hate her. I hate lying, backstabbing, evil sons of bitches.

If for one fucking second they think that they can get away with this, there are going to be some very, very mistaken doctors at this hospital.

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[dr_hair]

Ah the joys of hospital bureaucracy.

If I may inquire, just what occured to cause the board review to begin with?

Our Chief of Staff has been known to call for boards of inquiry out of petiness herself.

[doctorhouse_tm]

One of the members of my team made a mistake. Which snowballed into lots of other mistakes. Which led to us being sued, so they called him in, and since I'm his supervisor, I was called in as well.

For the last five minutes. Chase was cleared, just given a week of suspension and a letter in his file, while they decided that I have bad conduct and need to be supervised for at least a month by another doctor.

I could deal with that. But then our Chief of Staff decided to make that doctor the one member of my fellowship who clashes with me the most.

[ooc: I love this muse. To bits. I stalk him all the time, just wanted to say. :)]

[dr_hair]

That's...unfortunate.

My staff, for the most part is competant enough that I seldom worry about such infractions myself, however our ER staff (with few exceptions) tends to leave much desired. I do empathised with you on that account.

OOC: Yay! I love Dubenko muse as well...except for when he's a pain in my ass. :) I sadly have never seen House, but your writing is always entertaining and Frankly, Dr. Hair needs more supervisory level docs to converse with.

[doctorhouse_tm]

I'm probably just going to annoy the living hell out of anyone who wants to get on my case about it. I'll lay low...but I will get even.

It was understandable. Normally I can trust him enough not to, but his father had just passed away. Lung cancer, stage 4. There were migtigating factors involved.

[ooc: Yes. They're a rare breed, they must band together! *G*]

[queenemma]

Well now. Did all that ranting and raving make you feel better, Gregory?

[doctorhouse_tm]

Yes. A lot better. Listen, what can you do with that brain power of yours?

[queenemma]

Well, I've forced others to kill themselves while I've stood by and watched.

I wouldn't suggest that for you, though. Perhaps a long-range case of diarrhea?

[doctorhouse_tm]

His name is Dr. Kent McClure.

Can you throw in a side of chicken pox that isn't contagious to others or something?

[alan_shore]

*amused* I don't think most two-year-olds know that many bad words.

[doctorhouse_tm]

I'm not two. I'm fourty five, I've been a doctor for twenty years, I don't need a fucking babysitter.

*long pause* I'm just a little upset.

[lisacuddy_md]

ooc: Hope this is okay, couldn't resist...

If you didn't have a record of behaving irresponsibly, then you wouldn't need supervision. Your insane leaps of illogic put your patients at risk. And, for the record, you will be doing clinic duty. Period.

Look, this is mainly a formality and you know that. Be good for the next month and then you'll be free to do your usual again. I have to say, it'll be nice to have a break from your insanity for once.

[doctorhouse_tm]

ooc: It's fine.

I have the best damn record for solving cases on the entire Eastern seaboard, that's what I have. Sure, I take risks. If I don't take risks, people die. If I do take risks, people die anyways sometimes. Being a doctor is like playing Russian Roulette. You never, ever know what's gonna hit you.

Just watch our caseload triple and our statistics swirl down the toilet. You'll see.

[lisacuddy_md]

I wouldn't go around telling other doctors that your job is to play Russian Roulette with people's lives. That wouldn't sit well at all with the committee. There are things called tests or have you forgotten them? Yes, doctors have to take risks, but logical ones. You, on the other hand, just jump to whatever conclusion you want to make... whatever the hell is most interesting to you at the moment and then you go full speed ahead, tests be damned!

[doctorhouse_tm]

What can I say? I like to tell the truth and how I'm really feeling inside. The hospital shrinks can vouch for all that. My lovely sessions -- oh that's right I don't go to the hospital shrinks. So that wouldn't make any sense.

Then again, I don't ever make sense.