Loki craps in the same corner of his tank. Wikipedia said it is common for leopard geckos to pick a corner and only go there. I like that habit, it's better than hunting for turds in Naga's tank.

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I just spilled 32 ounces of soda on the floor in my car and had nothing to mop it up with except for five napkins.

i want to ghost-ride the whale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFgXVyeGh2A

Fair and balanced news.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/benoitdead

The Undertaker was the first to arrive at the scene, and he reportedly Tombstone Piledrivered the corpses into their respective coffins. There was no sign of Paul Bearer.

if you haven't cleaned your stove in 2 years, it becomes very difficult to scrub that shit out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0gfCyeiyM&eurl=http

this tortoise is a total badass

WATCH THIS VIDEO YOU FUCKS

Jordan Higgins (UNL) wrote
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