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Hey Ichigo! Guess what?

I set you up with some pretty hot dates!

Oh man, they all think you're so sexy! I don't know how you've managed to keep them from ripping your clothes off up until now!

Okay! My son needs a girlfriend (or a boyfriend?)

STEP RIGHT UP! Any takers to be Ichigo's lover??

MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

*Hands out condom stocking stuffers*

Physical exams.

Available now.

Don't say you can't live without them. (Literally.)

Hey! Hey! Is it time to go back to school yet? Is it time to drag all these hormone machines over to Diagon alley to buy supplies yet? IS IT TIME FOR SCHOOL??? :D

The ONE NIGHT the coffee machine has to break, and it has to be tonight! ARRRGH!

....

Why am I complaining? I'M A FRIGGEN WIZARD!

Repario!

Okay now I'm happy. *sips his 8th cup tonight.*

Oi Ichigo! I thought this house is partially a CLINIC, not a halfway house for all your homeless friends! You're moving out the day you get back from your 7th year in school, so NO MORE OF YOUR FRIENDS IN THIS HOUSE OVER SUMMER HOLIDAYS!

At least my precious daughters are not inviting all their friends to stay at our house for the summer! I'm going to have to increase the cost for checkups at my clinic, in order to afford all this food (and toilet paper!) to feed all these ravenous teenagers eating me out of house and home ( Read more... )

Begin operation: PROTECT THE VIRGINS.

*Gets out his ANTI-PERVERT STICK.*

Anyone care to join me in huntin for SEXUAL PREDATORS??