HAHAHAhah

[doctor_daddy]

Hey Ichigo! Guess what?

I set you up with some pretty hot dates!

Oh man, they all think you're so sexy! I don't know how you've managed to keep them from ripping your clothes off up until now!

Comments

[halcy0n_days]

Good job, Dr. Kurosaki!

A man of his age shouldn't be alone like he has been for so long!

[doctor_daddy]

Orihime-chan! Would you like to go on a date with Ichigo too?

[halcy0n_days]

Aahh well, I don't think Kurosaki-kun wouldl ike that and aahh..Doesn't he have enough dates?

[doctor_daddy]

Including you, just four.

Oh man, it's so much fun to get Ichigo's goat...

[doctor_daddy]

I'm afraid to tell in case you get jealous...

[doctor_daddy]

Oh stop getting your pink panties in a bunch. Trust me, I've seen them in the wash. It's just an outing with four girls each. I just want you to get to know more girls besides Tatsuki!

I was kinda hopin' you and Tatsuki would start going out, but she's got another man... *sniff*

[proudgreenauror]

*FACEPALM*

*but at least the lad has the freedom to scream bloody murder at his parent....*

[doctor_daddy]

*Shoos you out of his journal*

He's my son! I can humiliate him if I want to!

[proudgreenauror]

Can he object if he wants to?

[doctor_daddy]

Of course! But you can't because you're not my son!