I had a fucked up dream last night that was worthy of breaking my almost two year absence from ol' LJ ( Read more... )

hooooly shit, today has been one of those nearing-a-complete-physical-and-mental-meltdown days that i've heard so much about. not so fun. it's cool, though, 'cause i can totally manage to get all this crap done, especially since i've had about 5 total hours of sleep in the last two days, i'm bleeding to death, and my throat feels like it's full ( Read more... )

Foam Covered Kittens Survive Entombment

this makes me so incredibly angry.

i just got back from my next-to-last trip to montgomery. i go back next tuesday and wednesday and then i'm done with them. no more hotels for me for a while, possible beach trip aside, which is good because falling asleep is a challenge for me when i'm in one. as such, i'm fucking tired. i noticed this time that the facial soap provided by the ( Read more... )

this is the best news i've gotten in a while: bret michaels and ambre broke up! what's gonna be for my rock of love 3, vh1?

fakeornot.com

it's exactly what you think it is, and it is definitely NSFW (unless your work is cool with boobs).

my high score is 316. i credit my four years at victoria's secret for that.

i am no longer a curly. for now, anyway ( Read more... )

that's my new abbreviation, the new OMG WTF i just invented. the next web sensation meaning holy fucking shit. there you go ( Read more... )

i have two days off in a row again, which is becoming some strange little habit for me. highly unlikely in retail, at least to happen so regularly. in any case, it means that i get to enjoy myself as thoroughly as i see fit, but i'm lame so it really just means that i have a ton of free time and i'm kinda bored ( Read more... )

this manbabies thing is really creepy, but this has me wondering if aj has something to tell me:


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