[Hiccup L. Jackson has had enough of this goddamn fucking bullshit. It's time to take matters into his own hands. No more playtime, kiddies
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[sorry, fixed now]notsoscarynameMarch 20 2011, 23:59:21 UTC
I'll curse as much as I want! I'll curse the fuck out of that mist so hard, it'll go limping home to grandma with a crippling case of hemorrhoids, so forgive me if I curse, because every time I do, I'm ripping the mist a bigger, better, bloodier one!
Are you trying to tell me what the mist can and can't do? What it has and doesn't have? Are you trying to lecture me on an entity about which you have no knowledge?!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I don't give a shit if it's got a face or not. Next time it comes around, I'm going to punch it into oblivion and--
[Something drops on Hiccup L. Jackson's head. He looks up and sneers as rain begins to fall all around him. In response, he punches the water droplets, which explode on contact, screaming in excruciating pain, and fall to the ground, setting the grass on fire. Immediately, all rain within a 5 meter radius of Hiccup ceases falling.]
--and CUT ITS MOTHERFUCKING FEET OFF! DO YOU HEAR ME?
[this is a pair of clowns- one a little more felty than the other- being very quiet while they try to wrap their heads around EXPLODING WATER DROPLETS]
[And just like that, the rain turns into FIRE. It is now raining droplets of FIRE onto the ground. However, instead of everything being set on fire upon contact with the droplets of FLAME, they act just as the water would.
The only difference is that there are now puddles and streams of LAVA forming on the ground.]
Now, what were you saying about there being no face to punch?
No, I think a better question here is do you understand me?
I said this school is under my rule and my rule alone now! That means I do whatever the goddamn hell I want, and what the goddamn hell I want is save this fucking shithole from that pussy-ass mist! The mouse was obviously doing a shit job--for one thing, he didn't have nearly enough HEAD-CRUSHING POWER! [An enormous grizzly bear trying to sneak up on Hiccup, which may or may not have been there moments ago, has his head suddenly blown off as Hiccup turns to face it and crushes its skull between his hands as though it were powder. Whichever way Silver and Hiccup are communicating, some of the bear's guts spill towards Silver, falling towards his shirt.]
So I think you'd better start giving me the respect I deserve as the new headmaster around here, unless you want the school and the whole goddamn world decapitated! And I will talk to my employees however I see goddamn fit for as long as I goddamn need to!
Now, I am going to ask you just one more time before I teach you a
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[Wherever you are Silver, there he is. With his hands covered in bear guts and skull powder.]
DID YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION? I THINK NOT!
But I think you ought to learn some goddamn courtesy and manners before I pound some into you with this bear spine! [Oh hey, was that in his hand earlier too?]
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How can you punch mist? It's made out of little water droplets.
Hush, you.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I don't give a shit if it's got a face or not. Next time it comes around, I'm going to punch it into oblivion and--
[Something drops on Hiccup L. Jackson's head. He looks up and sneers as rain begins to fall all around him. In response, he punches the water droplets, which explode on contact, screaming in excruciating pain, and fall to the ground, setting the grass on fire. Immediately, all rain within a 5 meter radius of Hiccup ceases falling.]
--and CUT ITS MOTHERFUCKING FEET OFF! DO YOU HEAR ME?
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.........
Clopin, how did he-
Shut up, boy.
Just- shut up.
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I need to do more crazy things with fire.
[And just like that, the rain turns into FIRE. It is now raining droplets of FIRE onto the ground. However, instead of everything being set on fire upon contact with the droplets of FLAME, they act just as the water would.
The only difference is that there are now puddles and streams of LAVA forming on the ground.]
Now, what were you saying about there being no face to punch?
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Lad, I don' care if ya be swearin', an' I don' care if ya want to run yerself out ta th' mist an' get yerself killed fer bein' stupid.
But mark me, ye not be talkin' ta me an' the other staff members like that, do ya understand me?
[John Silver: Not Taking Shit From Kids Since 1881]
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I said this school is under my rule and my rule alone now! That means I do whatever the goddamn hell I want, and what the goddamn hell I want is save this fucking shithole from that pussy-ass mist! The mouse was obviously doing a shit job--for one thing, he didn't have nearly enough HEAD-CRUSHING POWER! [An enormous grizzly bear trying to sneak up on Hiccup, which may or may not have been there moments ago, has his head suddenly blown off as Hiccup turns to face it and crushes its skull between his hands as though it were powder. Whichever way Silver and Hiccup are communicating, some of the bear's guts spill towards Silver, falling towards his shirt.]
So I think you'd better start giving me the respect I deserve as the new headmaster around here, unless you want the school and the whole goddamn world decapitated! And I will talk to my employees however I see goddamn fit for as long as I goddamn need to!
Now, I am going to ask you just one more time before I teach you a ( ... )
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... Ok, quite a bit. Still, the kid was maybe half his size at best.
But he crushed a bear. With his hands.
Fuck it, self preservation beats dignity. He's gone.
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DID YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION? I THINK NOT!
But I think you ought to learn some goddamn courtesy and manners before I pound some into you with this bear spine! [Oh hey, was that in his hand earlier too?]
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