only counts as commspam if you've got the balls to call it that to HLJ's face

Mar 20, 2011 20:59

[Hiccup L. Jackson has had enough of this goddamn fucking bullshit. It's time to take matters into his own hands. No more playtime, kiddies ( Read more... )

r: john silver, p: hiccup l. jackson, r: lilo, r: clopin trouillefou

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notsoscaryname March 22 2011, 03:19:20 UTC
No, I think a better question here is do you understand me?

I said this school is under my rule and my rule alone now! That means I do whatever the goddamn hell I want, and what the goddamn hell I want is save this fucking shithole from that pussy-ass mist! The mouse was obviously doing a shit job--for one thing, he didn't have nearly enough HEAD-CRUSHING POWER! [An enormous grizzly bear trying to sneak up on Hiccup, which may or may not have been there moments ago, has his head suddenly blown off as Hiccup turns to face it and crushes its skull between his hands as though it were powder. Whichever way Silver and Hiccup are communicating, some of the bear's guts spill towards Silver, falling towards his shirt.]

So I think you'd better start giving me the respect I deserve as the new headmaster around here, unless you want the school and the whole goddamn world decapitated! And I will talk to my employees however I see goddamn fit for as long as I goddamn need to!

Now, I am going to ask you just one more time before I teach you a lesson and punch you in the penis:

AM I UNDERSTOOD?

[John Silver: Taking Shit From Kids Since Just Now]

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catchin_light March 22 2011, 18:17:23 UTC
[Silver was ok until the bear. The bear sort of scared him a bit.

... Ok, quite a bit. Still, the kid was maybe half his size at best.

But he crushed a bear. With his hands.

Fuck it, self preservation beats dignity. He's gone.

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notsoscaryname March 24 2011, 01:54:28 UTC
[Wherever you are Silver, there he is. With his hands covered in bear guts and skull powder.]

DID YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION? I THINK NOT!

But I think you ought to learn some goddamn courtesy and manners before I pound some into you with this bear spine! [Oh hey, was that in his hand earlier too?]

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catchin_light March 27 2011, 01:06:33 UTC
[Ok, this kid is psychotic. And annoying. He's not supposed to attack anyone here, especially students, but this crosses the line into self preservation.

He picks the kid up by his hair and brings him up to his face.]

I don' hafta answer yer goddamn questions, ya hear me!?

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notsoscaryname March 27 2011, 01:48:45 UTC
[Oh. Oh. Oh.

Did you just touch him without his permission?

Bitch, it's on now. That bear spine he was holding earlier? Is going to be used to whip and smack you. Right in the dick. Right in the dick.]

NO!

TALKING!

BACK!

TO THE HEADMASTER AND YOUR LORD AND RULER!

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1/3 catchin_light March 28 2011, 15:34:57 UTC
[The pain doesn't register at first.]

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2/3 catchin_light March 28 2011, 15:35:14 UTC
[Nope, not yet.]

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3/3 catchin_light March 28 2011, 15:36:04 UTC
[Pretend this icon is Silver hitting the floor.

Because that's just what happened.]

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notsoscaryname March 29 2011, 23:45:46 UTC
Yeah.

That's what you get.

Bitch.

[AND HE STANDS TRIUMPHANT OVER SILVER'S BODY. Fireworks made of explosions and zebras erupt in an earth-shattering kaboom of zebra guts.]

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