[Hiccup L. Jackson has had enough of this goddamn fucking bullshit. It's time to take matters into his own hands. No more playtime, kiddies
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Are you trying to tell me what the mist can and can't do? What it has and doesn't have? Are you trying to lecture me on an entity about which you have no knowledge?!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I don't give a shit if it's got a face or not. Next time it comes around, I'm going to punch it into oblivion and--
[Something drops on Hiccup L. Jackson's head. He looks up and sneers as rain begins to fall all around him. In response, he punches the water droplets, which explode on contact, screaming in excruciating pain, and fall to the ground, setting the grass on fire. Immediately, all rain within a 5 meter radius of Hiccup ceases falling.]
--and CUT ITS MOTHERFUCKING FEET OFF! DO YOU HEAR ME?
[this is a pair of clowns- one a little more felty than the other- being very quiet while they try to wrap their heads around EXPLODING WATER DROPLETS]
[And just like that, the rain turns into FIRE. It is now raining droplets of FIRE onto the ground. However, instead of everything being set on fire upon contact with the droplets of FLAME, they act just as the water would.
The only difference is that there are now puddles and streams of LAVA forming on the ground.]
Now, what were you saying about there being no face to punch?
[the puppet's mind shatters in it's tiny wooden head. Clopin's eyebrows singe off at the sheer awesome. The end of his nose burns in the face of Hiccup's radiating aura] [thanks for not killing them, HLJ]
How can you punch mist? It's made out of little water droplets.
Hush, you.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I don't give a shit if it's got a face or not. Next time it comes around, I'm going to punch it into oblivion and--
[Something drops on Hiccup L. Jackson's head. He looks up and sneers as rain begins to fall all around him. In response, he punches the water droplets, which explode on contact, screaming in excruciating pain, and fall to the ground, setting the grass on fire. Immediately, all rain within a 5 meter radius of Hiccup ceases falling.]
--and CUT ITS MOTHERFUCKING FEET OFF! DO YOU HEAR ME?
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.........
Clopin, how did he-
Shut up, boy.
Just- shut up.
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I need to do more crazy things with fire.
[And just like that, the rain turns into FIRE. It is now raining droplets of FIRE onto the ground. However, instead of everything being set on fire upon contact with the droplets of FLAME, they act just as the water would.
The only difference is that there are now puddles and streams of LAVA forming on the ground.]
Now, what were you saying about there being no face to punch?
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Your point's been made!
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But I'm glad we see eye to eye now. Just remember,
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[thanks for not killing them, HLJ]
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