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[notsoscaryname]

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[yeah you saw that explosion right.]

I am sick of these motherfucking wusses in this motherfucking school! What are you sissies waiting around for, huh?

Is no one going to answer me?

I said, WHAT ARE YOU SISSIES WAITING AROUND FOR

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[takeslunchmoney]

[DONT GIVE AUDREY NO BACK TALK.]

[notsoscaryname]

What the hell do you think you're doing, chewing that gum in my face? I asked you a question!

[takeslunchmoney]

Please. I'll chew my gum at who I want.

You okay Hiccup?

[notsoscaryname]

Okay? Okay?!

I'm better than okay, I'm HICCUP L. JACKSON!

[merlinianblood]

[Dave has no voice. Hiccup has his voice.

Dave would like to know what the flipping shit Hiccup is doing with his voice. And to his voice. WHAT IS WITH ALL THE SWEARING? SOMEONE IS GOING TO THINK IT'S HIM. EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIM.

WHAT EVEN.

He shrieks.

Silently.]

[notsoscaryname]

What do you think you're doing, fool? Either start flapping those lips, or close 'em before someone decides to use it as target practice!

[merlinianblood]

[Fine, Hiccup. You asked.]

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY VOICE? YOU STOLE IT. YOUUUU STOOOOOOOLE IIIIIIIIT.

You and that weird magic guy are in cahoots, aren't you? YEAH I SAID CAHOOTS.

GIVE ME MY VOICE BACK OR YOU'LL BE THE ONE BEING USED FOR TARGET PRACTICE.

[Dave's lips: they are indeed flapping.]

[notsoscaryname]

What is that? Are you a fish? Are you a fucking goldfish? Got a memory span of ten seconds?! Learn to speak some fucking Norse English, or I'll cahoot you in the eyes!

[notasuggestion]

[Helga doesn't know whether to laugh or check his for a fever. He sounds delusional...]

Big talk for a pipsqueak.

[Curious and trying to provoke a reaction? Helga? No, never.

And of course, that isn't a smirk on her face.]

[notsoscaryname]

Pipsqueak, huh? You wouldn't know anything about being a pipsqueak, would you? You wouldn't know that being this small means that all my power is highly concentrated inside me, would you? Would you?

I didn't think so.

Maybe next time you'll think a bit more before opening your mouth.

[notasuggestion]

[When this is over, Hiccup?

Pray to your gods. A lot.]

Basic principle of most explosives.

I would advise that you watch your tone, Mr. Haddock.

KISS OF BAMF COUNT: 1

[notsoscaryname]

Watch my tone? You think I need to watch my tone?

[if this thread wasn't action earlier, it is now, because Hiccup has just pulled Helga down to his level and planted a nice, strong smooch right on the lips. And (hopefully) before either of them runs out of air, Hiccup ends the kiss and shove her away.]

And I advise you to keep up your defense, unless you want to get your ass kicked straight through your throat.

[hasthemasterkey]

[Just this face, Hiccup. FOREVER.]

[notsoscaryname]

And what the fuck do you think you're staring at? Am I the first man you've ever seen in your life? Were you raised by girls? Did you grow up on a lesbian island? Am I the first paragon of testosterone you've ever seen in your life?

What the fuck do you think you're staring at, huh?

[hasthemasterkey]

[So, Sora is trying to come up with a coherent reply to... that. He comes up with the very eloquent-]

... Harsh, man.

[notsoscaryname]

Damn straight I'm harsh. And you'd better remember that, or I'll harsh you with your own damn zippers!

[honor2usall]

Hiccup... are you okay?

[notsoscaryname]

And what the fuck makes you think I'm okay? WHAT makes you think I'm okay? Who ever told you I was okay? Well they're liars, because I'm not "okay". There's not even a word for my state of being, so it's pointless to even try and describe it to you.

[honor2usall]

...I didn't say you were okay, I was asking you---

You didn't goto the Voodoo festival did you?

[notsoscaryname]

What if I did? What's it matter to you? Are you the voodoo police? Are you trying to tell me where I can and can't go?!