[video] rated R for RIP YOU A NEW ONE

Aug 28, 2010 23:45

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[yeah you saw that explosion right.]

I am sick of these motherfucking wusses in this motherfucking school! What are you sissies waiting around for, huh?

Is no one going to answer me?

I said, WHAT ARE YOU SISSIES WAITING AROUND FOR ( Read more... )

r: helga sinclair, r: sora, r: audrey, r: david stutler, r: becky barnes, r: russell, p: hiccup l. jackson, r: mulan fa, r: shang, r: dr. facilier

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merlinianblood August 28 2010, 23:22:27 UTC
[Dave has no voice. Hiccup has his voice.

Dave would like to know what the flipping shit Hiccup is doing with his voice. And to his voice. WHAT IS WITH ALL THE SWEARING? SOMEONE IS GOING TO THINK IT'S HIM. EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIM.

WHAT EVEN.

He shrieks.

Silently.]

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notsoscaryname August 28 2010, 23:26:00 UTC
What do you think you're doing, fool? Either start flapping those lips, or close 'em before someone decides to use it as target practice!

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merlinianblood August 28 2010, 23:37:02 UTC
[Fine, Hiccup. You asked.]

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY VOICE? YOU STOLE IT. YOUUUU STOOOOOOOLE IIIIIIIIT.

You and that weird magic guy are in cahoots, aren't you? YEAH I SAID CAHOOTS.

GIVE ME MY VOICE BACK OR YOU'LL BE THE ONE BEING USED FOR TARGET PRACTICE.

[Dave's lips: they are indeed flapping.]

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notsoscaryname August 28 2010, 23:47:06 UTC
What is that? Are you a fish? Are you a fucking goldfish? Got a memory span of ten seconds?! Learn to speak some fucking Norse English, or I'll cahoot you in the eyes!

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merlinianblood August 29 2010, 00:02:18 UTC
[OBSCENE, FLAILY GESTURES.]

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON.

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notsoscaryname August 29 2010, 00:10:59 UTC
WORDS, motherfucker! DO. YOU. SPEAK. THEM?!

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merlinianblood August 29 2010, 00:15:15 UTC
[You know what? Screw this. Dave's gonna go FLIP A MOTHERFUCKING TABLE. PEACE.]

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butmusicdoes August 28 2010, 23:58:21 UTC
. . .why does he sound like you?

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merlinianblood August 29 2010, 00:05:52 UTC
[Oh. Oh crap. OH CRAP. Dave flails.]

I think he stole my voice! Because I took some potion from this guy and then this and I CAN'T EVEN TALK SO I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TRYING. NOW I JUST LOOK CRAZY. AND BALTHAZAR ISN'T EVEN HERE TO HELP

WHY AM I EVEN EXPLAINING THIS

YOU CAN'T HEAR ME AAAAAAHH

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butmusicdoes August 29 2010, 00:12:13 UTC
( she is just so confused right now )

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notsoscaryname August 29 2010, 00:15:40 UTC
Hey you. Do you know him? Teach him some fucking words so he doesn't flop like a goddamn fish out of water about to be eaten alive.

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butmusicdoes August 29 2010, 00:20:40 UTC
(

HOW DO YOU REACT TO THIS SKDFSJDF )

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notsoscaryname August 29 2010, 00:24:09 UTC
Hey! I am speaking to you! Or are you just deaf to match his flapping? LEARN. TO. LISTEN.

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butmusicdoes August 29 2010, 00:30:00 UTC


. . .why do you sound like Dave?

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notsoscaryname August 29 2010, 00:34:17 UTC
How the fuck can I sound anything like Lazy Lips over there if he doesn't even know words? Or do you not know how to use any goddamn logic, either?

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butmusicdoes August 29 2010, 00:41:24 UTC
( WHAT IS THIS EVEN SDJFHKSJDFDF ) You just. . .sound like him.

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