[video] rated R for RIP YOU A NEW ONE

[notsoscaryname]

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[yeah you saw that explosion right.]

I am sick of these motherfucking wusses in this motherfucking school! What are you sissies waiting around for, huh?

Is no one going to answer me?

I said, WHAT ARE YOU SISSIES WAITING AROUND FOR

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[takeslunchmoney]

[DONT GIVE AUDREY NO BACK TALK.]

[notsoscaryname]

What the hell do you think you're doing, chewing that gum in my face? I asked you a question!

[takeslunchmoney]

Please. I'll chew my gum at who I want.

You okay Hiccup?

[notsoscaryname]

Okay? Okay?!

I'm better than okay, I'm HICCUP L. JACKSON!

[takeslunchmoney]

.........

Right.

[notsoscaryname]

Damn straight I'm right!

[takeslunchmoney]

You need to calm down.

[notsoscaryname]

Calm down. Are you really telling me to calm down?! Let me tell you something, Ramirez, you're all sitting around waiting to get buttfucked by some mist, and I won't let them take this motherfucking floating island just because you all wanted to use up your leftover lube! So don't you dare--

[KICKS AN ONCOMING SHARK IN THE NADS. Yes. A shark just leaped out of the ground.]

So don't you dare tell me to calm the fuck down!

[takeslunchmoney]

You just kicked a fucking shark in the nuts!

[notsoscaryname]

Yeah, I did! Do you think I'm blind? Do you think I don't know what I just did? Since when the fuck am I soccer game who needs a commentator going over everything in slow-fucking-motion?

Are you gonna shout one of them two-minute GOALS at me, then? Well, soccer commentator, I'm waiting!

[takeslunchmoney]

................................goal.........asshole.

[notsoscaryname]

What was that, Ramirez? I don't think I heard you. Do you mind maybe

SPEAKING UP?

[takeslunchmoney]

You aren't the boss of me, Hiccup! So you can stuff it!

KISS OF BAMF COUNT: 4

[notsoscaryname]

If you really want me to, I'll stuff it. If you really want me to, but only because you asked for it!

[So he stuffs it. On your face. Particularly your lips. Yeah. It's a kiss. It's an awesome kiss, too.]

[takeslunchmoney]

[OMGWTFBBQ. Audrey is completely stunned for about two seconds, and she does nothing. Before reeling her arm back and shoving a knuckle sandwich toward his face. She...doesn't really know what she's gonna hit so. Good luck not getting bruised. Once he's off her she rubs at her mouth and spits on the ground.]

Jodete, Hipo! Cabeza de mierda! Puedes olvidarme creando sobre preguntandote a la baile!!

[notsoscaryname]

Hey! [points an accusing finger] We're not in Canada! Speak a language all of us can understand! Even Goldfish Boy over there! [points to Dave in that Other Thread]