Crop Circle 003 - No I'm not Flash, oh-oh-oh.

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[[If you're walking down the main stretch of businesses in Mayfield, you're going to find a small, gray alien with red eyes that refuse to blink taking notes on drones as they pass by. He's studying humans

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[ufosrreal]

[There's a young woman standing at a near by street corner.

She's holding a set of books and staring at Tony with a very... confused sort of look.

Not a cute confused. The icon is misleading.]

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[[There is no "cute" in this alien's vocabulary anyway. He senses he's being watched and turns, wide red eyes unblinking.

Oh hey, she's not a drone. This could be the big break he's been looking for.

Don't be confused as he walks up to her; the icon keywords are misleading.]]

[ufosrreal]

[adhflkajsdflkjag

F-f-f-f-freezes up....... oh god... what is that even....]

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[[Stare, pulls out notepad.]]

Why do you wear clothes.

[[HEADTILT LOOK AT DEM RED UNBLINKING EYES]]

[perfektsymmetry]

[There's a boy merrily delivering papers in the morning! He...he might be a drone, it's hard to tell. But when he passes by the little gray alien in the street, he can't help but stop and give you a curious, interested stare.]

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[[Tony looks up at the man and lifts his notepad.]]

Why do you wear clothes?

[perfektsymmetry]

[Blink. Blink blink.]

[He laughs cheerfully.] Well uh, I suppose because I'd be naked otherwise? There's laws against that. Plus, it's not exactly warm out yet.

Why do you ask? How come you don't wear clothes?

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[[...are you fucking stupid.]]

My people are unashamed of our figures. There is no shame in being naked. Our environments are controlled to be the perfect temperature. I only dress in a scarf to protect my throat from the cold, and that is rare.

I do not understand the human's idea of clothing.

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...An alien alien!

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[[He looks over.

His expressionless face barely gives away the "duh" feeling he has at the moment.

So he just looks back at the clothing.]]

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[Tries to pet]

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Fucking hello.

[bustydefense]

[Mia is busy setting up shop for the day when she spots Tony]

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[[Tony is wandering around still, looking in between the clothing stores and drones, still puzzled.

He spots Mia and waves before jotting something down in his pad.]]

[secretagent_p]

[Tony may notice, if he looks down to his side, there is now a platypus sitting next to him.

Yeah, you count as a suspicious character.]

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[[Tony goes to tuck his notepad at his side and

OMG NO CLOTHING!

He makes a very pleased noise and squats down to speak with him.]]

Why are you not wearing clothing?

[secretagent_p]

[Oh hey there strange dude.

Perry whips out his notepad-- too bad his fedora's gone into the town's clutches-- and writes.]

'I am a platypus. Generally we do not wear clothing. What are you?'

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[[Tony looks puzzled again. He does not know of many creatures on earth. Well, he knows of the whale, Canada's bear, and pandas and kittens and puppy dogs and snakes and the like, but not anything too exotic.]]

I am an alien.