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Crop Circle 005 - Screw diamonds, doughnuts are an alien's best friend.
[Filtered to Canananananada. The most unhackable thing under the sun EVER.]
Canada! I have doughnuts, too many that I can't eat them all. I don't like the people I live with very much, so I thought you could come over for some. Oh, and I met one of your friends yesterday! He smokes cigarettes and talks about cancer. I still don't understand. -
Crop Circle 004 - Luke, eat your heart out. Tony's a REAL gentleman....alien. Thing.
[Filtered from Nadia]
It appears I am going to this "dance," and I require two things.
For the first, I need to be taught how to dance as is proper to do. I do not know human dances, and I must learn in order to not look like a total fucking moron in front of a girl I do not know.
[[Insert some alien gibberish here because I'm too lazy to write ( Read more... ) -
Crop Circle 003 - No I'm not Flash, oh-oh-oh.
[[If you're walking down the main stretch of businesses in Mayfield, you're going to find a small, gray alien with red eyes that refuse to blink taking notes on drones as they pass by. He's studying humans ( Read more... ) -
Crop Circle 002 - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Does anyone know where I could find something to make a higher-functioning television set, or is that entirely impossible in this town?
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Crop Circle 001 - We're becoming fashionably, unreasonably late
[[This voice is probably like nothing you've heard before. Not robotic, but not totally human. Sounds a little out there. WhoooOOOOooooo]]Where is America. This is not America's house. This is no one's house. Who has seen America. If this is that fucking limey's doing, I will have his head on a pogo stick. I'm not going back ( Read more... )