Crop Circle 001 - We're becoming fashionably, unreasonably late

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[[This voice is probably like nothing you've heard before. Not robotic, but not totally human. Sounds a little out there. WhoooOOOOooooo]]Where is America. This is not America's house. This is no one's house. Who has seen America. If this is that fucking limey's doing, I will have his head on a pogo stick. I'm not going back

Comments

[tooshallpass]

Well, America's not a house, but a country from my understanding. And this is it, I believe.

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America is also known as Alfred.

[tooshallpass]

Someone would name a country Alfred?

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That is the name he uses amongst his citizens and humans.

[hourai_branch]

The country? He's here. Somewhere.

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Where can I find him?

[hourai_branch]

No idea.

Did you say game consoles?

[mr_blandy_bland]

H-his whale isn't here right? Please tell me his whale isn't here. Or the bear...the very large scary grizzly bear that is nothing like Kumajiro at all...

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Who are you? What do you know about the whale?

...Lithuania?

[mr_blandy_bland]

He keeps it in a tank in his backyard or behind his couch....

And I'm Canada...

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I know of the whale.

...Canada?

[fuelefficient]

[closin' mah curtains]

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[[GOING TO FIND YOU ANYWAY JAPAN]]

[fuelefficient]

[why so alien]

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[[don't make me get an icon of him and rule 34 :|]]

[patchworksanity]

Welcome to the family, Tony. Even if you've been our dog for years, I can't help but feel as if I want to know everything about you...hehehe...

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I am not a dog.

[patchworksanity]

Of course you're not. You must have questions, feel free to ask away. I will be glad to provide you with any information I can give you.

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Where am I.