Crop Circle 001 - We're becoming fashionably, unreasonably late

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[[This voice is probably like nothing you've heard before. Not robotic, but not totally human. Sounds a little out there. WhoooOOOOooooo]]Where is America. This is not America's house. This is no one's house. Who has seen America. If this is that fucking limey's doing, I will have his head on a pogo stick. I'm not going back

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[patchworksanity]

Welcome to the family, Tony. Even if you've been our dog for years, I can't help but feel as if I want to know everything about you...hehehe...

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I am not a dog.

[patchworksanity]

Of course you're not. You must have questions, feel free to ask away. I will be glad to provide you with any information I can give you.

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Where am I.

[patchworksanity]

This is the Stein residence, in the town of Mayfield.

It's also your new home for your stay here, however long it may be.

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...this is not my home. My home is very far away in time and space. I wish to go back to America's house with the whale and the video game consoles.

[patchworksanity]

By all means, you are welcome to try. Just be home by suppertime, or you won't get any food.

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I will find Canada for doughnuts.

[patchworksanity]

If you look around town, you may find some familiar faces...we've got a few Americas, and a Canada somewhere...

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I spoke with Canada. He said he would bring me doughnuts.

...where is this house located.

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505 Ricardo Street.

...If you're interested...
[He closes his eyes for a moment, looking a bit glassy-eyed behind his glasses as he opens them.

And sighs.]
...if you can give me non-country names of your America and Canada, I can try to find them for you.