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It has come to my attention that some of my friends have not seen Way of the Gun, specifically the opening scene. As a trash talk aficionado, I would like to share some dialogue from this scene, although it's funnier to actually see it in the movie.

( Trash talkin'! )

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Here's the little gem I brought home with me from traffic court:

"Violating a traffic light" sounds dirty, but it really isn't.

I hope.

At the urging of my random brutal sex partner in crime, I've decided to make these controversial results public.

(The HTML they gave me put pictures over some of the text so you couldn't read it. I've jockeyed it around a bit so everything is visible, but the content is the same.)

Your results are in!


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Sheesh! Just because a bear has healthy urges!


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Listerine tastes like ass. Not the good kind, either. That is all.

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Note: Whoever wrote this test can't spell aqua, so I corrected it in the text. Q before U, people! Everytime you do that backwards, God kills a Scrabble champion.

As an aside, this is one of my favorite colors. There might be something to this pseudoscience.

you are mediumaquamarine
#66CDAA
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So here's my idiosyncratic musings for the day about love, in a romantic/couple/lasting kind of sense. Love is ( Read more... )