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I totally thought I was way more vulgar, though. Fuck that test.

the Wit

(65% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't ( Read more... )

It's either the great blessing or the great tragedy of LJ that it's so much easier to post some random and possibly asinine meme than talk about what's really on your mind.

Anyway. Here there be dragons. You tell me, is this me?

You Were Actually Born Under:
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I really need to download another LJ client just because I can't remember how the LJ-Cut tags go. Anyway.

Fisher's A Different Kind of WonderfulWe never played ( Read more... )

I haven't engaged in random sharing in a while. Here's William Ernest Henley's Invictus, a short poem of which I'm fond. You've probably seen it before ( Read more... )

" The Punching bag"
You are 83 fuckable!

Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang ( Read more... )

I intended to do a longer do-you-recognize-these type post on book quotes, but I've been busy so it'll just be one for now. See if you recognize it. (That means no Google cheating, Roo! :P ( Read more... )

Rather than stalk the halls of my office like the walking dead, I have decided to provide the following time-wasting activity ( Read more... )

Never forget that some of the most wonderful things in life will be found without seeking them.

Without design, they come to us. Without intentionality, our world changes for the better.

Hooray, now and forever, for the happy accidents that are my life.

Time changes us. It's unavoidable. Each day, we gradually become different people than we were the day before. With enough of a span of time between, two of our selves are so different from each other in thought and action as to in many ways be considered different people ( Read more... )