Ouch!
At the urging of my random brutal sex partner in crime, I've decided to make these controversial results public.
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Your results are in!
FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out. The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
Take this test!
The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Where am I?
www.okcupid.com - free online dating
(The HTML they gave me put pictures over some of the text so you couldn't read it. I've jockeyed it around a bit so everything is visible, but the content is the same.)
Your results are in!
FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out. The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
Take this test!
The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Where am I?
www.okcupid.com - free online dating