*Crystalline Clutches Her My Little Ponies And Trolls To Her Bosom. Eyes Megan.*

[dieuterus]

Hellos, hellos, hellos. :D I had planned to post my long archived summer Minnesota pictures, but opened the file, saw them all unnamed and unconverted...and suddenly, I had no energy.

Let's see. What have I been up to?

Today I watched the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where Lieutenant Yar gets death-slapped by a digitally-deficient,

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[mistahcat]

Apparently Gilgamesh is missing a lot of parts. Iraq has them. (or at least had)

Oil, what? We just wanted to know what happened in Gilgamesh. If we'd let the UN know from the start, they would have been a lot more supportive, but, unfortunately, the President cannot pronounce "Gilgamesh" or "literature," so we had to make up some lame excuse.

*Crystalline*

[dieuterus]

LMAO!

Hahahaha!

I can imagine Bush:

"We jus' wanta se-curre Geel..Geelgah...weapons of mass destruction."

*Crystalline*

[dieuterus]

Ahhh. I don't think it entirely warranted plastic wrap. Yes, there was a slight orgy in the middle; yes, serial killer teddy bear freak...but still. I've seen worse in Ceres: Celestial Legend and that's shojo, unwrapped, and for older teens.

*Megdy*

[dieuterus]

I just have one thing to say to this talk of things not warranting plastic wrap and being relatively tame:

Arm of Kannon

That is all.

*Megdy*

[dieuterus]

Just kidding. Like I could not elaborate on that one.

Arm of Kannon is fucked up. Seriously. Every volume is plastic wrapped, and I think the majority of characters had their clothes torn off somewhere around volume two and have still (at volume six) not redressed. Also, this is one of those fics where people like to morph into giant man-disembowing monsters and sometimes eat people with the tops of their heads.

And don't even get me started on the actual arm of Kannon. It's middle finger is a penis. And there are lots of eyes.

Oh, and the brother/sister duo that star it have some serious incest issues to work out.