fourth saga

[diaf_askeladd]

To all of the women I said I was going to "date" while I was droned:

Not happening.

Askeladd. Grady can't be killed. Pick someone else.

[Thorfinn can be found outside his house, running a garden hose over his hair and scrubbing furiously.]

Comments

[sting_like_a]

But you gave me flowers!

[diaf_askeladd]

I was droned.

[sting_like_a]

I thought we had something special!

[diaf_askeladd]

Then you are a fool.

[stfu_thorfinn]

And here I was, ready to reward you for the information.

[diaf_askeladd]

What? Fine. Let's fight now, then.

[stfu_thorfinn]

Do you have a weapon?

[diaf_askeladd]

I got my knife back from the Post Office. It'll do.

My house. Five minutes. Be there.

[no_bullying]

I'm not going to let you off the hook that easily!

[diaf_askeladd]

Yes, you are.

[no_bullying]

Nope, I'm not~! You said you'd take me on a date, and I'm holding you to it!

[diaf_askeladd]

I'm not going. End of story.

[kurasuprincessu]

Thank goodness.

Are you feeling okay?

[diaf_askeladd]

Droning wore off. I'm fine.

[kurasuprincessu]

Droning? Is that how people behave when they're brainwashed? That was the first time seeing it for me.

[diaf_askeladd]

I failed to kill Grady. Doesn't matter. Forget the "date".

[hit_me_haaarder]

Into men, huh? Poor choice. Dudes suck, F-Y-I.

[diaf_askeladd]

What?

[hit_me_haaarder]

Well, duh. C'mon, a guy dumping a bunch of dates?

Gaaay.

[diaf_askeladd]

I don't- oh. ["queer-o", he thinks, and resists the urge to roll his eyes.] No.