fourth saga

[diaf_askeladd]

To all of the women I said I was going to "date" while I was droned:

Not happening.

Askeladd. Grady can't be killed. Pick someone else.

[Thorfinn can be found outside his house, running a garden hose over his hair and scrubbing furiously.]

Comments

[howdoesimoe]

I wouldn't have wanted to date someone like you anyway.

[diaf_askeladd]

Good. I'm not doing it.

[howdoesimoe]

Do you know how rude you were? You should apologize!

[diaf_askeladd]

I was droned.

[ponypuncher]

[Hey how's that face doing nephew. Don't mind your freak of an uncle leaning against the family car.]

Is it bath day already?

[diaf_askeladd]

[SCRUBBING] It is now.

[ponypuncher]

I thought that wasn't for a couple more da--Yer back to normal, right?

[diaf_askeladd]

Yes.

You hung me from a pole.

[tsundorapettan]

[ watching him from behind ]

Heh, never thought that hairdo fit ya anyway.

[diaf_askeladd]

Of course not. It was stupid. [rubadubscrub]

[tsundorapettan]

Sure was. Well, at least yer back! Oh, by the way, there are better ways to clean it than that. This thing is usually used for gardening. Ever heard of shampoo? Showers?

[diaf_askeladd]

No. [he doesn't like where this is going.]