fourth saga

[diaf_askeladd]

To all of the women I said I was going to "date" while I was droned:

Not happening.

Askeladd. Grady can't be killed. Pick someone else.

[Thorfinn can be found outside his house, running a garden hose over his hair and scrubbing furiously.]

Comments

[hit_me_haaarder]

Into men, huh? Poor choice. Dudes suck, F-Y-I.

[diaf_askeladd]

What?

[hit_me_haaarder]

Well, duh. C'mon, a guy dumping a bunch of dates?

Gaaay.

[diaf_askeladd]

I don't- oh. ["queer-o", he thinks, and resists the urge to roll his eyes.] No.

[hit_me_haaarder]

Hey, it's okay! I don't judge! I mean, it's because I couldn't give less of a shit about anyone else, but I still don't judge.

[diaf_askeladd]

Are you insane, or just stupid?

[hit_me_haaarder]

Insane.

[diaf_askeladd]

How nice for you. [CLICK.]