I'm a little teapot, short and stout~ [IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG]
[Following the footsteps of the last two, this tea party has taken another transformation~ But beware, this tea party is a far cry from the others.
Chocolate tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth. Cures Berry.
Vanilla tea:
As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality! Tyki acting like Link, Link acting like Rhode-- madness!
Cherry tea:
The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!
Berry tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies. Cures Chocolate.
Mint tea:
This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.
Lemon tea:
Grants X-ray vision. Cures Chamomile tea.
Daffodil tea:
Makes the drinker feel wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.
Earl Grey tea:
For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?
Lady Grey tea:
Gene swap! Makes you a Homo sapien. Completely, utterly, human. Has no effect on humans, unfortunately. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and glad to be alive, though.
Rose tea:
Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.
Black tea:
.. Sleep, who needs sleep? Speed talking completely ignoring grammar commas and periods completely optional.
White tea:
Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
Decaf tea:
Causes uncontrollable hiccups.
Oolong tea:
Turns boys girly, turns girls girlier.
Thyme tea:
The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!
Caramel tea:
Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.
Milk tea:
WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. Cures Darjeeling tea.
Green tea:
Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.
Jasmine tea:
Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.
Strawberry tea:
SUCH A NICE TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? EARPLUGS RECOMMENDED.
Tchai tea:
Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, ugly is beautiful, beautiful is downright nasty etc etc.
English breakfast tea:
Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.
Chamomile tea:
Causes blindness. Cures Lemon tea.
Darjeeling tea:
Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Cures Milk tea.
Don't want tea? There's cake and sodas on another table, though there is something rather strange and suspicious about this selection as well. The icing on the cakes reads "EAT ME" and the soda labels are..."DRINK ME"?]
[[ooc; If your characters have been to the tea party before, they'll find their drinks have been mixed around. Please reread the effects. "EAT ME cakes will make you grow a size or two (Whether pants size, shoe size, down there size, idk what have you). DRINK ME drinks will...do the opposite. (So sorry, men, if your penises happen to shrink. Girls too. Smaller boobs, anyone?)" /shamelessly steals Scarlet's words
This wonderful idea brought to you in part by Last Stop OOC.]]