And One Tea To Rule Them All [attention!]
Hey guys, remember this suggestion? Well, our lovely mods have decided to make it permanent, through the way of tea. I'm sorry for all those tea lovers, but just think that Sakura? She'll suffer the most.
& The List:
Green tea: makes you wiser for a day. Wise people will ascend to God status. Note that genius=/=wise. (24h)
Jasmine tea: girlifies you up like mad, only without the sex change if you're a boy. Pink ribbons everywhere, please. (24h)
Rooibos tea: honestly? You'll never be more honest in your life. (24h or until someone is punched unconscious?)
Earl Grey: completely changes your personality. Good gone bad, bad gone good, and the sane ones are insane now. And yet they just can't quit this flavour. (24h)
Strawberry tea: causes uncontrollable hiccups for a day.
lemon tea: turns anyone doubly bitchy and yellow (24h)
mint tea: causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch for a day. Effects on both parties will disappear after that day. (24h)
cherry tea: ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done. (24h or until someone pops a cherry)
banana tea: the other phallic symbol mother nature gave us. So drinkers of this tea will be seeing phallic shaped objects everywhere (even on themselves). Love the penis. Love it. (24h)
orange tea: this tea will make the drinker fall in love with the person/thing that made the tea. Namely: robots, teapots, or themselves. (24h)
melon tea: Breasts. Everywhere. Everywhere anatomically possible at least. Boys grow them, girls will have their grow bigger. (24h)
tchai: the uncontrollable need to belly-dance! Or just dance in general. Make it spicy, or add cream, anything works. (24h)
chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (24h or until the antidote is given)
vanilla tea: counterattacks the chocolate tea. If not used as an antidote, the effects include: childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Everything. (24h)
caramel tea: add something different to your life. So how about trying to be an animal for a day? Animal choice is up to the mun. (24h)
berry tea: uncontrollable food cravings. Like a pregnant woman, but worse. (24h)
rose tea: for the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically? (24h, or more)
apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured. Because we're sadistic. (24h)
english breakfast: not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses. (24h)
chamomille tea: this tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it. (24h)
daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? (24h)
thyme tea: is a common ol' granny's home recipe for treating colds. Not only will you get rid of the cold, but you'll also be feeling happy. Stoned hallucination-happy. (24h)
Darjeeling tea: with its fruity, rich and suave taste. And what else could be more fruity, rich and suave than... A MOUSTACHE. For serious. Male, female, doesn't matter. Be blessed with this decoration of sexyfine manliness for a day. (24h)
Black tea: blindness. Find a good dog. ;D (24h)
Decaf tea. .. Sleep, who needs sleep? [72 h]
White Tea: the antidote of Black Tea; if not taken for that purpose, gives you X-ray vision.
Pending:
Lady Gray:
Egyptian Licorice Mint:
Mocha Hazlenut:
Oolong tea:
& Additional Info:
The effect of all these teas last for a day, but it can be prolongued if the mun so wishes it, to around a week.
I fully encourage a PrinciPAL Post "fufufufufufu"ing about this evil scheme and blaming Sakura.
ALSO, I SUGGEST that we don't automatically flood the RP with these tea mishaps and then let the whole die. Remember, this will be a permanent 'event', no need to rush it. Maybe save it for your idle days. ♥
& Your turn:
PLEASE suggest new flavours, and I'll think of new effects.
PLEASE feel free to think of new flavours and effects yourselves too if you wish.
PLEASE keep it within the boundaries of non-godmodding.
PLEASE love me HAVE FUN!
PLEASE NOTE: this humble poster doesn't have the time to add all the wonderful wonderful ideas you wonderful wonderful people post, SO, for further ideas, just scroll down and scout the comments for others' suggestions! ♥
& The List:
Green tea: makes you wiser for a day. Wise people will ascend to God status. Note that genius=/=wise. (24h)
Jasmine tea: girlifies you up like mad, only without the sex change if you're a boy. Pink ribbons everywhere, please. (24h)
Rooibos tea: honestly? You'll never be more honest in your life. (24h or until someone is punched unconscious?)
Earl Grey: completely changes your personality. Good gone bad, bad gone good, and the sane ones are insane now. And yet they just can't quit this flavour. (24h)
Strawberry tea: causes uncontrollable hiccups for a day.
lemon tea: turns anyone doubly bitchy and yellow (24h)
mint tea: causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch for a day. Effects on both parties will disappear after that day. (24h)
cherry tea: ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done. (24h or until someone pops a cherry)
banana tea: the other phallic symbol mother nature gave us. So drinkers of this tea will be seeing phallic shaped objects everywhere (even on themselves). Love the penis. Love it. (24h)
orange tea: this tea will make the drinker fall in love with the person/thing that made the tea. Namely: robots, teapots, or themselves. (24h)
melon tea: Breasts. Everywhere. Everywhere anatomically possible at least. Boys grow them, girls will have their grow bigger. (24h)
tchai: the uncontrollable need to belly-dance! Or just dance in general. Make it spicy, or add cream, anything works. (24h)
chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (24h or until the antidote is given)
vanilla tea: counterattacks the chocolate tea. If not used as an antidote, the effects include: childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Everything. (24h)
caramel tea: add something different to your life. So how about trying to be an animal for a day? Animal choice is up to the mun. (24h)
berry tea: uncontrollable food cravings. Like a pregnant woman, but worse. (24h)
rose tea: for the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically? (24h, or more)
apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured. Because we're sadistic. (24h)
english breakfast: not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses. (24h)
chamomille tea: this tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it. (24h)
daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? (24h)
thyme tea: is a common ol' granny's home recipe for treating colds. Not only will you get rid of the cold, but you'll also be feeling happy. Stoned hallucination-happy. (24h)
Darjeeling tea: with its fruity, rich and suave taste. And what else could be more fruity, rich and suave than... A MOUSTACHE. For serious. Male, female, doesn't matter. Be blessed with this decoration of sexyfine manliness for a day. (24h)
Black tea: blindness. Find a good dog. ;D (24h)
Decaf tea. .. Sleep, who needs sleep? [72 h]
White Tea: the antidote of Black Tea; if not taken for that purpose, gives you X-ray vision.
Pending:
Lady Gray:
Egyptian Licorice Mint:
Mocha Hazlenut:
Oolong tea:
& Additional Info:
The effect of all these teas last for a day, but it can be prolongued if the mun so wishes it, to around a week.
I fully encourage a PrinciPAL Post "fufufufufufu"ing about this evil scheme and blaming Sakura.
ALSO, I SUGGEST that we don't automatically flood the RP with these tea mishaps and then let the whole die. Remember, this will be a permanent 'event', no need to rush it. Maybe save it for your idle days. ♥
& Your turn:
PLEASE suggest new flavours, and I'll think of new effects.
PLEASE feel free to think of new flavours and effects yourselves too if you wish.
PLEASE keep it within the boundaries of non-godmodding.
PLEASE love me HAVE FUN!
PLEASE NOTE: this humble poster doesn't have the time to add all the wonderful wonderful ideas you wonderful wonderful people post, SO, for further ideas, just scroll down and scout the comments for others' suggestions! ♥