Mary had a tea party, tea party, tea party!
[decked out in sparkles? not so much. but it's no less extravagant than the last tea celebration!
Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. Cures Vanilla tea.
Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Cures Chocolate tea.
Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.
Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, ugly is beautiful, beautiful is downright nasty etc etc.
Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality! Tyki acting like Link, Link acting like Rhode-- madness!
Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? EARPLUGS RECOMMENDED.
Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth. Cures Lady Grey.
Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies. Cures Earl Grey.
Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?
Black tea: Causes blindness. Cures White tea.
White tea: Grants X-ray vision. Cures Black tea.
Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep? Speed talking completely ignoring grammar commas and periods completely optional.
Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!
Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.
Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.
Milk Tea: Gene swap! Makes you a Homo sapien. Completely, utterly, human. Has no effect on humans, unfortunately. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and glad to be alive, though.
don't want tea? don't worry! there's cake and sodas on another table. although there is something suspicious about the way the icing on the cakes read 'EAT ME' and the soda labeling says 'DRINK ME'... must be a joke, right? right!
so~ eat and drink your fill~]
((ooc: I've gone through the last post and weeded out the teas that no one took-- at least, not right away. too lazy to go through 2000+ comments or change too many of the descriptions. EAT ME cakes will make you grow a size or two (whether pants size, shoe size, down there size, idk what have you). DRINK ME drinks will.. do the opposite. (so sorry, men, if your penises happen to shrink. girls too. smaller boobs, anyone?)
HAVE FUN. STAY SAFE. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.
Edit: idea is not mine, it belongs to someone else. this is what I get for trying to post silly things late at night.))