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[cardio_swindle]

[Someone has been missing for weeks now. But hark, who is that man in the fedora with that suspiciously Indiana Jones-esque bullwhip and three-day scruff? Why if it isn't Tyki. And he's currently sitting in a tree, smoking, and watching the water around the tree he's in

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[continuetopray]

You have terrible aim! [That shot was a little too close for comfort]

[cardio_swindle]

[Sitting up, startled, and giving Philip a deeply surprised expression.]

Bozo? Or was it Bono? What are you doing here? No wait! Don't tell me... you're looking for the pygmys?

[continuetopray]

Pretty sure it was Boffo, actually. Who cares about pygmys, I'm just looking for some food. Clearly I am in the wrong place.

[cardio_swindle]

Oh yes, right. I think this is a little far to go for food, don't you? But there was a maze made of cheese on the way, wasn't there?

[Now he's talking nonsense.]

[nightshined]

[ seems like someone is trying to climb into your tree, Tyki. Are you going to tolerate that? ]

[cardio_swindle]

[When the alternative is letting her get eaten by crocodiles, or alligators, or badgertoads, or whatever those "logs" are? He'll even tuck the revolver away and offer her a hand, looking quite surprised.]

This is a long way for a little bird to fly.

[nightshined]

And yet here I am. [ accepting the offer with a big smirk ] Long time no see. I was starting to think it was getting pleasantly quiet.

[cardio_swindle]

[Pulling her up to share his branch. Isn't he just a gentleman?]

Far too long. I was beginning to wonder if you'd been sent back--and then who would make your life interesting? But what brings you out so far? [He's not aware that he's back in the main area of the DR.]

[tinysilver]

[Assuming he hasn't shot the revolver in a while? She's totally trying to catch fireflies. And frogs. Recognize the silver button around her neck, Tyki~?]

[cardio_swindle]

[Just going to watch the kid for a few minutes from beneath his hat before it dawns on him who and what she is.]

[And that those "logs" are taking an interest in her as well.]

[tinysilver]

[Utterly and totally oblivious to the "logs". Just managed to snatch a really big bullfrog, and, you know, bullfrogs are really entertaining.]

[cardio_swindle]

[Crap. He checks his hat and whip, tucks the gun away, and starts climbing down the tree rapidly. Not a good idea to use his powers right now, but. Not going to shoot towards Eaze. Not with his aim.]

Oi, Eaze!

[lastnightswish]

[Good God, can't she go anywhere without walking into some kind of explosion, or flying rainbow cake, or three-headed dogs? Scanning the trees for the jerk who's shooting guns.]

[cardio_swindle]

[It appears peace and quiet is just not in the cards for you Kanda. While you scan the trees, the logs in the water will be moving closer. Drifting rather purposefully--and another gunshot followed by a splash, rather close to the pier.]

[lastnightswish]

[Her hand falls to Mugen's hilt, and she raises an eyebrow. Wtf are these logs?]

[The shot catches her attention, though, and she whips in its direction - as well as a pregnant woman can whip, anyway. Still keeping an eye on those logs, though.]

[cardio_swindle]

[Just harmless logs. Just harmless logs with a lot of sharp teeth at one end and a very purposeful intent to eat anything in their path.]

[Since Tyki isn't actually looking at what he's shooting at, he hasn't noticed her.]

[promisedlotus]

[Ohay this isn't Jordan. :I Seriously wtf is this did he just get kidnapped, because he swore he saw a Noah before he got here.

Oh and that gunshot? Totally makes him unsheathe Mugen. Let's not mention he's being ninja in his approach to you either, Tyki. But your aim does suck, so he can't help but wonder if you're the bean sprout.]

[cardio_swindle]

[Nope, no beansprout here. Just a Noah in what looks like a lazy Indiana Jones cosplay absently shooting at the water--was that a tail that just submerged?--and smoking in a tree.]

[He seems pretty oblivious to the Exorcist.]

[promisedlotus]

[Seems isn't good enough, bub. He can make out the skin color so he's just. Gonna cut off the branch that you're sitting on now.]

[cardio_swindle]

[Oops! Now that wasn't nice. As the branch falls Tyki does as well, for a short distance before catching himself in midair. The branch splashes into the murky water below the tree, upsetting the "logs" which turn out to be a number of hungry looking alligators.]

[Tyki himself is standing in the air, holding onto his hat and giving Kanda lazy, if slightly dangerous, smile.]

My my Kitchen Knife, you should be careful. Someone could get hurt.