Ok this entry is for girl's help, well anyone really ( Read more... )

In other news tonight was depressing, it was an Arbys night. I love arby's the best roast beef sandwitch under 20 bucks in the land. there is only one slight problem with Arbys it gets questionable/scary/sad cliental who get me all riled upTonight this shopping cart was parked out front w/ this ladies every belonging stuffed in and she's ( Read more... )

Well it turns out it's official I am technically according to the law an Illegal Immigrant, because the Italian's screwed up my birth certificate so bad as to list my grandparents as my parents (when my grandparents were not American citizens) i could be deported any day now luckily i work for a very competent law office who is working round ( Read more... )

Willie Brown in our office should publish a book of quotes the other day he told me "you need a law degree no matter what u end up doing, that way when you become a plumber after law school and blow up someone's toilet you can defend yourself on the lawsuit." I thought that was great ( Read more... )

My lawyer boss has a bad habit of banging his phone on the desk when people piss him off. So the other day the whole office hears him banging his phone and then as his secretary walks by she sees that he's hovered over his phone trying to stick one of the buttons back in and she starts laughing and then he throws the phone at her, and totally ( Read more... )

For everyone who knows what I went through at Notre Dame and how i was persecuted for the "rice and bean" comment watch this ( Read more... )

Take me away, she's an IllegalThis gorgeous young lady probably 17 to 20 walked into the restaurant to have dinner and the waiter, and chef and busboy and myself were all ogling over here ( Read more... )

I think I had some bad mexican food today. I could not even have dessert tonight, nothing at all.. I was feeling so ill.. but i'm okday now and had some cake ( Read more... )

I realized today that the brightest most successful men have no patience, when my boss tries to find a phone # in his palm and then when he can't throws it into a wall and then starts screaming how his palm never work! Hmm i wonder why ( Read more... )

So I got an odd phone call the other night at work that went something like this ( Read more... )