an illegal among us and the 100 degree suit
Take me away, she's an Illegal
This gorgeous young lady probably 17 to 20 walked into the restaurant to have dinner and the waiter, and chef and busboy and myself were all ogling over here.
After she's sat down I go, "fuck it i need to go talk to her" and the head chef goes "i will go with you" Then I look over at the busboy and go "i dunno guys i bet she's illegal." and the busboy looks at me and goes "but she's a white girl." kind of funny how two people will have such different takes
The See through Suit
This attorney in our office Willie Brown (really his name) had a dark suit on and it was 100 today and a young secretary was like "that must be so hot" and he goes, "this suit is super thin it's see though." and the secretary is like "let me see" and he starts walking towards the door and looks at her and is like "mind yourself young miss."
Sure enough as he's walking away though the secretary is like "omg that suit really is see through you can see his leg" and I was like "well thank god that's all"
This gorgeous young lady probably 17 to 20 walked into the restaurant to have dinner and the waiter, and chef and busboy and myself were all ogling over here.
After she's sat down I go, "fuck it i need to go talk to her" and the head chef goes "i will go with you" Then I look over at the busboy and go "i dunno guys i bet she's illegal." and the busboy looks at me and goes "but she's a white girl." kind of funny how two people will have such different takes
The See through Suit
This attorney in our office Willie Brown (really his name) had a dark suit on and it was 100 today and a young secretary was like "that must be so hot" and he goes, "this suit is super thin it's see though." and the secretary is like "let me see" and he starts walking towards the door and looks at her and is like "mind yourself young miss."
Sure enough as he's walking away though the secretary is like "omg that suit really is see through you can see his leg" and I was like "well thank god that's all"