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[invertedtoo]

Out of nowhere, a girl races into the room, throwing herself onto the couch with a huge grin -- it's not certain who she was running from or after, but really. She's a Pendergast. What is this common sense you speak of

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[therainbowsheep]

Oh, you could not.

[invertedtoo]

*sticks her tongue out at him playfully* I could too. For instance, want to hear exactly how your dear cousin Tristan was conceived? *pauses thoughtfully* Or I could tell you about my latest conquest. Or both, because really, it's always wonderful to hear about your relatives' sexual escapades, isn't it?

[therainbowsheep]

I know enough about it. *grimaces* And I hate and despise you, for the record. My relatives do not have sexual escapades.

[invertedtoo]

What do you mean? I had one last night! *beams at him* We had sex on the coffee table.

[hardesthue]

*faintamusion* Isn't it always? Coffee?

[invertedtoo]

Yes, but I figure that sometimes I'll meet a person and like them at first but then hate them later. It's always good to be specific. *smiles* And sure, I'd love some.

[hardesthue]

It happens the other way around, too. *and there is always coffee somewhere on her person, so have a cup, Rain*

[invertedtoo]

*coffee'd!* *takes a sip* Exactly, but it's usually the latter, because there aren't that many people I don't like at first.

[starlittreaty]

Why not grapefruit?

[invertedtoo]

*considers this for a moment* Grapefruits are more obviously dangerous, you know? Like when you try to eat them and the juice squirts you in the eye instead. That stings.

[starlittreaty]

It stings when it comes from oranges, too.

[invertedtoo]

You usually don't eat oranges with a spoon, though. *pauses* Well, I'm not sure about you, specifically, but the general populace doesn't usually. And spoons give the proper trajectory for-- *makes a vague hand motion* --you know.

[continuumbreak]

*sits near her* Puns are overrated, oh most favorite cousin of mine.

[invertedtoo]

*grins* But there're so many you can make about half of my family!

[continuumbreak]

Oh, you can make them about all of them.

[invertedtoo]

Or you could combine them! Like-- Gee, we sure had an Eventful Fall.

[whichsideamion]

*thoughtful headtilt* Rain is a good name. And appropriate. *smiles!*

[invertedtoo]

I gave it to myself. I think Rain is a lot more appropriate than what my parents named me.

[whichsideamion]

Parents can give stupid names sometimes.

[invertedtoo]

They can. *leans close, with a conspiratorial whisper* Proserpine Lilith Clothilde Pendergast. *makes a face*