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[invertedtoo]

Out of nowhere, a girl races into the room, throwing herself onto the couch with a huge grin -- it's not certain who she was running from or after, but really. She's a Pendergast. What is this common sense you speak of

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[therainbowsheep]

Oh, you could not.

[invertedtoo]

*sticks her tongue out at him playfully* I could too. For instance, want to hear exactly how your dear cousin Tristan was conceived? *pauses thoughtfully* Or I could tell you about my latest conquest. Or both, because really, it's always wonderful to hear about your relatives' sexual escapades, isn't it?

[therainbowsheep]

I know enough about it. *grimaces* And I hate and despise you, for the record. My relatives do not have sexual escapades.

[invertedtoo]

What do you mean? I had one last night! *beams at him* We had sex on the coffee table.

[therainbowsheep]

You are a liar.

[invertedtoo]

Am not! He was a very nice gentleman. He let me use the handcuffs first.

[therainbowsheep]

...I really can't know that.

[invertedtoo]

And that bit with the chocolate sauce was pretty amazing--

[therainbowsheep]

Goddammit, Rain, don't make me hurt you.

[invertedtoo]

*giggles* God has nothing to do with this. Okay, fine, I'll stop.

[therainbowsheep]

Thank you.