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[invertedtoo]

Out of nowhere, a girl races into the room, throwing herself onto the couch with a huge grin -- it's not certain who she was running from or after, but really. She's a Pendergast. What is this common sense you speak of

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[starlittreaty]

Why not grapefruit?

[invertedtoo]

*considers this for a moment* Grapefruits are more obviously dangerous, you know? Like when you try to eat them and the juice squirts you in the eye instead. That stings.

[starlittreaty]

It stings when it comes from oranges, too.

[invertedtoo]

You usually don't eat oranges with a spoon, though. *pauses* Well, I'm not sure about you, specifically, but the general populace doesn't usually. And spoons give the proper trajectory for-- *makes a vague hand motion* --you know.

[starlittreaty]

*innocently* Ejaculation?

[invertedtoo]

*surprised laugh* If spoons are your kink, yes, but I don't think anybody would be thinking about proper trajectory at a time like that.

[starlittreaty]

...have you ever met my father?

[invertedtoo]

*innocently* Is he a physicist?

*knows who he is, for the record*

[starlittreaty]

That probably isn't one of his every so many talents.

[invertedtoo]

*makes a face* Why haven't he and Uncle Belial met yet?

[starlittreaty]

...because I don't need yet another half-sibling. ...not that anyone seems to care about that. More pop up out of the woodwork all the time.

[invertedtoo]

Too true. I'd hate to see the results of that union.

[starlittreaty]

You never know, it could come out virginal.

[invertedtoo]

Probably wouldn't stay virginal for too long, if it came here.

[starlittreaty]

Omnia's managed to, though that isn't saying much.