October is International Kilt Month.

[damnedtoelysium]

Working at an advertising agency sometimes gives you perks: the occasional sojourn to an exotic location for commercial-shooting, for instance, or an expensive lunch on the company account. However, what you get most often is swag, and while Rhad usually hoards the product samples he can glean from work, with this particular item he's decided to

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[notthegayone]

*first, we crack up at the sign* *and then, we poke Rhad* I just have one question.

[damnedtoelysium]

*grins* Yeah?

[notthegayone]

Is everything in proper working order?

[damnedtoelysium]

Absolutely every little bit, from the sheep to the shearers to the carters to the weavers to the wearers. Especially this wearer.

[fromwayback]

*reads the sign and laughs before throwing up his hands* All right, cousin'o'mine. I'm game. Kilt me.

[damnedtoelysium]

Excellent! *looks through the rack for a moment before thrusting an Irish kilt, Tipperary tartan, into his hands* This is very "you," no?

[fromwayback]

It's me enough. *and shall make his way off to change somewhere that doesn't make him out to be as immodest as some of his siblings before returning for approval* Well?

[damnedtoelysium]

*bah, it's not like Rhad would care, anyway* *gives him a thumbs-up* Very very sexy. You'll have girls clinging to it like lint.

[damndtotartarus]

... You must be joking.

[damnedtoelysium]

Absolutely not, brother mine. Do I look like I'm joking? *twirls*

[damndtotartarus]

Unfortunately not.

[damnedtoelysium]

Pick a kilt or bugger off. *^_^*

[notperseus]

*...faint but definitely amused grin -- and he'll hold out a hand* I'll take a kilt, any kilt.

[damnedtoelysium]

Right! I bet you have the legs for it, too. *hands him a Mocker Utilikilt* It'll go with your eyes. Or. Something.

[notperseus]

I hope I do. I've never worn one before. *takes it, though* Thank you. *pulls a Nich and ducks into some reasonably concealed bit of room to change before poking back out -- and observe, the kilted Joash, who does have the legs for it*

[plutonianangel]

*well, of course he's going to get an angel, even if said angel is just going to smile at him and not comment on the choice of dress right away*

[fifthisone]

*congratulations, you get a Greek! because yes, he really does need to be even more easy-access than usual* I've always wanted to try a kilt.

[damnedtoelysium]

*yay, I win!* Want to go scratchy or smooth?

[fifthisone]

Hmm. *yes, he does have to think on this* I'll go with smooth.

[damnedtoelysium]

You look like you need something this heavy-duty. *his choice is a Survivor Utilikilt; smooth, sturdy, and has more than enough room for bottles of lube and excesses of condoms*