October is International Kilt Month.

[damnedtoelysium]

Working at an advertising agency sometimes gives you perks: the occasional sojourn to an exotic location for commercial-shooting, for instance, or an expensive lunch on the company account. However, what you get most often is swag, and while Rhad usually hoards the product samples he can glean from work, with this particular item he's decided to

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[damndtotartarus]

... You must be joking.

[damnedtoelysium]

Absolutely not, brother mine. Do I look like I'm joking? *twirls*

[damndtotartarus]

Unfortunately not.

[damnedtoelysium]

Pick a kilt or bugger off. *^_^*

[damndtotartarus]

*looks at the kilts somewhat like some strange insect*

[damnedtoelysium]

*praying mantises don't notice kilts, Tan* I already gave the gay one to Decca.

[damndtotartarus]

Then choose another one for me.

[damnedtoelysium]

Okay, fine. Have this one. *makes sure it's extra-scratchy*

[damndtotartarus]

Right then.

[solvetsaeclum]

*and this is a godling going ^________________^ at the kilts and aiming a rather hopeful look at Tan*

[damndtotartarus]

..... I can't wear a kilt, Dies.

[solvetsaeclum]

Why not? *look at the cute hopeful face, you can't possibly resist that*

[damndtotartarus]

It... it'd look silly.

[solvetsaeclum]

It would not. I bet it'd look great.

[damndtotartarus]

*gestures to Rhad* He looks silly.

[solvetsaeclum]

*grins innocently* But you're sexier than he is.