October is International Kilt Month.
Working at an advertising agency sometimes gives you perks: the occasional sojourn to an exotic location for commercial-shooting, for instance, or an expensive lunch on the company account. However, what you get most often is swag, and while Rhad usually hoards the product samples he can glean from work, with this particular item he's decided to share his good fortune with the community-- and, as is fitting for his profession, he marks his generosity with an enormous sign:
Adopt-a-Kilt Day
Guys: Are you sick of fumbling with your zipper? Getting bored keeping your john thomas in your trousers? Tired of people asking "boxers or briefs"? Well, here's your chance to break away from the norm!
Take a kilt, any kilt! Worn by the Scots for centuries, kilts are some of the toughest and manliest garments in the world. These kilts are free for the taking, and of high quality, so they won't fall down or rip as soon as you sit down.
Enjoy your manhood-- wear a kilt!
Underneath it is a rack of kilts in different tartans, fabrics, sizes, and styles-- from traditional Scottish to Welsh to weird designer jobs to modern leather Utilikilts. Rhad himself is wearing a simple Scottish kilt in Blackstock tartan, set off quite nicely with a prickly brown sporran, and he's pacing, sprightly, in it, waiting for takers to arrive.
Typist: This is something that was being discussed with great enthusiasm in chat earlier today. Send a puppet over for a kilt! Rhad doesn't judge and is eager to unload stuff. Women are welcome, too, if they don't mind a spot of crossdressing.
Adopt-a-Kilt Day
Guys: Are you sick of fumbling with your zipper? Getting bored keeping your john thomas in your trousers? Tired of people asking "boxers or briefs"? Well, here's your chance to break away from the norm!
Take a kilt, any kilt! Worn by the Scots for centuries, kilts are some of the toughest and manliest garments in the world. These kilts are free for the taking, and of high quality, so they won't fall down or rip as soon as you sit down.
Enjoy your manhood-- wear a kilt!
Underneath it is a rack of kilts in different tartans, fabrics, sizes, and styles-- from traditional Scottish to Welsh to weird designer jobs to modern leather Utilikilts. Rhad himself is wearing a simple Scottish kilt in Blackstock tartan, set off quite nicely with a prickly brown sporran, and he's pacing, sprightly, in it, waiting for takers to arrive.
Typist: This is something that was being discussed with great enthusiasm in chat earlier today. Send a puppet over for a kilt! Rhad doesn't judge and is eager to unload stuff. Women are welcome, too, if they don't mind a spot of crossdressing.