Next time someone asks me what I plan to do after college with an Art Degree (assuming I even graduate haw haw), I'm going to tell them I'm going to be an alcoholic housewife. Hell, I'm already half way there! (not really)

Excuse me, I need to go find a reasonably well-off husband.

Last night I a fucked up dream where I died. I was crossing the street and this big truck started turning and ran me over. I could feel my body being dragged across the pavement under the tires a few yards. I didn't really feel pain, but was distantly aware of it, and everything got all fuzzy but I could still sort of hear people screaming in ( Read more... )

I find myself feeling more and more like Esther from The Bell Jar these days.

I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story.  From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked.  One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another ( Read more... )

So, recently I thought I'd try some BPAL scents, even though I have but one bottle of perfume that has lasted me like, 5 years, so that shows how much I use that kind of thing. BUT since they are being raved about quite a bit on the internets and I do love good smells I thought, what the hell? I liked a few of the samples, loved one and and ( Read more... )

Note to self: Do not make "your mom" jokes to someone who's mom recently died.

I hate Petsmart. 

So Tampax has this new campaign to aid the poor African girls who can't go to school when they get their periods because they 'don't have protection.' The way to help them? Buy more tampons.

Um.

Women have lived and worked while on their periods for thousands of years before disposable tampons and pads even existed. I think they can deal.
I wish ( Read more... )

Why the FUCK can't people do some research before getting a pet? Or even after if they really had to get that animal the moment they saw it. Is it that hard to pick up a book? Or just Google it? Come on people. I am going to strangle the next person who comes to me asking if their DESERT reptile needs some kind of heat lamp. Are you kidding me? Or ( Read more... )

My mother is going to make my next therapist rich.

There's been this cat hanging around our house lately. She sits all day and all night in this pot in front of our door. Because I'm soft I let her in our garage at night and give her a little bit of water and towel to sleep on because I don't want her to be cold, and of course my mom was the one that started feeding her. We're not sure what to do ( Read more... )