Once again it's July 4th and there's no aliens. I'm so disappointed.

I hope you all enjoyed the parade while I've been stuck at work.

[Private Thoughts ( Read more... )

( David's interview with Megan )

...your young daughter is the one that reminds you that it's "mommys day". And she only knows because all the kids at daycare were drawing pictures for their mothers.

Ffff--damn. The kid is more prepared than I am.

I'm sick of wrapping of gifts.

Why the hell do we waste paper? Just think of the planet.

My protest has nothing to do with papercuts

Ellie just called me "fat". Sam agreed with her.

...I think they were joking. Alex *thinks* Ellie meant to say "big". As in, tall.

I'm wounded.

My parents have *finally* gone back home. Good. I hate it when they're in my time zone. Yes, I'm well aware the wedding was over a month ago. They out stayed their welcome for sure ( Read more... )

My parents have been here since Monday. It took until Thursday before we turfed them out and made them get a hotel room somewhere else. Anywhere but here.

If I could avoid them until the wedding, I would.

I spent most of today being chased by a 21-month old toddler who was insisting that I was a "Good Girl" with my future wife just laughing at me -- I'm gonna need therapy ( Read more... )

( Ducks )