Greetings, mortals

[parispicked_me]

I am Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty up on Mount Olympus. I am often spoken of in Greek theyarenotmyths! stories. I was told there was plenty of need here for my special... talents at causing and destroying love, so how could I refuse? I see my sister Athena whoParisdidn'tpick is here, as well. I do look forward to breaking everyone's

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[veronaloverboy]

O, sweet bliss! I should die happily, for after this one glimpse of true beauty, what else could be left for me in life? My lady, my goddess, I have always been and will always be your most devoted servant.

*fanboys madly*

[parispicked_me]

*smiles at Romeo, then smirks at Athena and mouths, 'told you so!'*

I shall look upon you with great favor, mortal. If you need a service, do not fear to ask.

[wiseathena]

*rolls eyes* Should have been here yesterday.

[parispicked_me]

When you gave in to how truly pathetic you are and became the goddess of muffins, you mean?

[i_document_life]

So. Not. The best.

Because, like I said, you're a pompous bitch.

And, you know, Athena makes better muffins.

[parispicked_me]

Now, who is that girl in your icon? How -tragic- it would be if she were to suddenly love another...

[popular_galinda]

But, you can't do that to Mark. That would be very mean!

[parispicked_me]

Don't you hear how he insults me? That is hardly kind!

[angstingpainter]

Hello, and welcome to the community. *looks nervous* I'm not certain how to address a goddess, so you shall have to forgive me...

(Typist: *runs up and kicks Aphrodite's shin* *runs away VERY quickly*)

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*stares* *blanches*
I am SO sorry about that.

[eagle_of_words]

Athena's far superior, madame.

I don't mind saying it. *grins* You can't make me any more unlucky than I already make myself.

[valetudinarius]

Bossuet!

*latches on*

[eagle_of_words]

Have you been missing me, my beautiful one? *laughs*

[valetudinarius]

*smiles* Oh, terribly so. What would you ever expect?

[1handedcatch]

*bows slightly* Hello. I am not certain how one is supposed to greet a self-styled goddess, but this attempt will, I suppose, do as well as any.