Greetings, mortals

[parispicked_me]

I am Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty up on Mount Olympus. I am often spoken of in Greek theyarenotmyths! stories. I was told there was plenty of need here for my special... talents at causing and destroying love, so how could I refuse? I see my sister Athena whoParisdidn'tpick is here, as well. I do look forward to breaking everyone's

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[i_document_life]

So. Not. The best.

Because, like I said, you're a pompous bitch.

And, you know, Athena makes better muffins.

[parispicked_me]

Now, who is that girl in your icon? How -tragic- it would be if she were to suddenly love another...

[popular_galinda]

But, you can't do that to Mark. That would be very mean!

[parispicked_me]

Don't you hear how he insults me? That is hardly kind!

[wiseathena]

She's the Ozian girl, Aphrodite. You can't touch her. *smirks*

[parispicked_me]

Well, I can touch -him-

[i_document_life]

*snorts* Jewish boy here. Not Greek. Not even remotely.

You can try, but I will love her always.

[parispicked_me]

Oh, you think that -matters-? I had my way with the Trojans. And I've had it with many others.

[i_document_life]

*shrugs* Whatever. I'll be in the chat, daydreaming.

[i_document_life]

*grins madly*