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SATANIC BAKE SALE

Nov 14, 2006 16:20

*Because he was bored, which is a dangerous thing for a puppet to be, Mercutio has set up a card table in the main room of the mansion, decorated with posters. On top of the table is a tray of delicious looking muffins (they're harmless, courtesy of Alcuin) and a painted shoebox with a hole cut in the lid to serve as his cashbox ( Read more... )

eric thursley, ariel, crack, lucifer, mercutio, george everett, alcuin no delaunay, faust, mark cohen, john constantine, cedric diggory

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reign_inhell November 15 2006, 02:50:12 UTC

*looks amused* Keep up the good work.

sweet_madman November 15 2006, 05:20:23 UTC

We're just here today only. Muffin?

reign_inhell November 15 2006, 05:37:13 UTC

Wouldn't that be contributing to myself?

I'd like to sign someone else up for the mailing list, though. *takes the clipboard and neatly writes "The Archangel Gabriel" on it*

sweet_madman November 15 2006, 05:38:38 UTC

Are you the squealing demon of the seventeen pits of madness?

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_hellblazer_ November 15 2006, 03:11:06 UTC

Right. I'm in. How exactly are these Satanic muffins? I won't be bought off on anything that isn't authentic.

alcuin_delaunay November 15 2006, 05:18:25 UTC

They aren't satanic muffins at all. They're just regular muffins. *brings out a second tray--this one of cupcakes--to add to Merc's supplies* I baked them myself.

sweet_madman November 15 2006, 05:19:26 UTC

Well. They're, uh, for a satanic cause? We're building an altar. For the virgin sacrifices. If we can get any virgins, which I find doubtful around here.

_hellblazer_ November 15 2006, 05:24:42 UTC

Well fuck that, I don't want to participate if they aren't really satanic! -- though I bet I could help bake you something satanic. If my husband let me near the kitchen.

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devilisheverett November 15 2006, 05:17:33 UTC

*amusion* I wasn't aware there were missionaries.

sweet_madman November 15 2006, 05:21:08 UTC

Nonsense, sir. There are muffins.

devilisheverett November 15 2006, 05:24:48 UTC

Well, I'd be pleased to contribute. Will this do? *produces a coin, for lack of any American money*

sweet_madman November 15 2006, 05:26:17 UTC

*doesn't actually care about the money* Sure thing. Help yourself. We have cupcakes now, too. *points to the tray of cupcakes Alcuin just brought out*

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devilish_prince November 15 2006, 17:23:42 UTC

Lestat looks around the posters, musing for a moment as he peruses the mailing list. Suddenly he throws his head back and laughs, filching through his pocket to drop several coins in the shoebox.

"That's marvellous, brilliant really..."

sweet_madman November 15 2006, 18:24:49 UTC

... Are you going to take a muffin? *offers* We have cupcakes, too. All hail the dark lord and all that.

devilish_prince November 15 2006, 18:52:28 UTC

He shakes his hand and continues to chuckle in amusement. "Merci beacoup, mais I would not be able to eat them, you see," he smiles, baring his fangs momentarily. "Although I would think to myself that those on a Satanic mission would do a little more than sell muffins..."

sweet_madman November 15 2006, 18:57:08 UTC

Well, someone has to.