SATANIC BAKE SALE
*Because he was bored, which is a dangerous thing for a puppet to be, Mercutio has set up a card table in the main room of the mansion, decorated with posters. On top of the table is a tray of delicious looking muffins (they're harmless, courtesy of Alcuin) and a painted shoebox with a hole cut in the lid to serve as his cashbox.*
*The posters read (in red and black glitter, and plentiful with inverted pentagrams):
"SATANIC MISSIONARIES. LOCAL DF CHAPTER."
"BAKE SALE! MUFFINS 25c! ALL PROCEEDS GO TO OUR LORD AND MASTER, BLACK GOAT OF THE ABYSS."*
*He also has a clipboard handy with a printed sheet of paper. The top reads "Virgin Sacrifice Sign-up Sheet and Mailing List!"*
*The posters read (in red and black glitter, and plentiful with inverted pentagrams):
"SATANIC MISSIONARIES. LOCAL DF CHAPTER."
"BAKE SALE! MUFFINS 25c! ALL PROCEEDS GO TO OUR LORD AND MASTER, BLACK GOAT OF THE ABYSS."*
*He also has a clipboard handy with a printed sheet of paper. The top reads "Virgin Sacrifice Sign-up Sheet and Mailing List!"*