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thelurexavenger in desperatefans

Just a sweet transvestite...

Sep 07, 2006 16:30

Pussy Braden is sitting behind a table, hands folded, looking quite prim. On the table is a large sign that reads "PATRICK 'PUSSY' BRADEN!"My darlings, it's come to my attention that a lot of people here have never met a transvestite. I, Pussy Braden, Lurex Avenger and Transvestite Prostitute Extraordinaire, am here to fix that! Come introduce ( Read more... )

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tyrannyofyouth September 7 2006, 20:59:00 UTC

*blinkblinkblink* *oh, yes, here's a very innocent little Victorian miss looking very confused*

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:02:32 UTC

Do you have a question for me, sweetie-pie?

tyrannyofyouth September 7 2006, 21:03:32 UTC

*a bit of a nervous laugh* I hardly know where to begin!

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:05:14 UTC

Mm, well just throw something at me, I'll do my best to help out.

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spy_the_tiger September 7 2006, 20:59:05 UTC

Well, h'lo there. *grins* I'm Tibbett.

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:02:13 UTC

Well hello! I'm Pussy, pleasure to meet you!

thegoodrandall September 7 2006, 21:01:37 UTC

*and here's a rather innocent young man (even if he is Jack's little brother) looking mildly bewildered* ....Pardon me?

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:03:42 UTC

*bats her eyes* Do you need an explaination?

thegoodrandall September 7 2006, 21:06:17 UTC

...*headtilts, still looking rather confused* Pray forgive me, but I think I do.

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:09:11 UTC

The long and short of it is it means I want to be a girl. But I've got all the male bits. So I dress like a girl, instead.

starsandtales September 7 2006, 21:08:52 UTC

Indeed, I have never met a -- transvestite. *raised eyebrow, but curious* What are they?

Typist: *facepalms* Sorry, but she really has no idea. I don't know if there /were/ elven transvestites.

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:11:38 UTC

I was born a boy but I'd really rather be a girl, if you please thank you very much. 's why I dress girly-like.

Typist: -- well the male elves are girly enough anyway >.>

starsandtales September 7 2006, 21:36:10 UTC

That is not possible.

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:38:15 UTC

Says who? You? Pish tosh!

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_one_white_tree September 7 2006, 21:11:07 UTC

You could start by telling me what a transvestite is.

I'm Elendil.

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:18:27 UTC

I don't like that I was born a boy so I'm trying to be a girl instead. That work for you, dearie love?

_one_white_tree September 7 2006, 21:21:41 UTC

*blinks* That seems rather futile to me.

thelurexavenger September 7 2006, 21:22:21 UTC

-- oh? And why's that?

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