Just a sweet transvestite...

[thelurexavenger]

Pussy Braden is sitting behind a table, hands folded, looking quite prim. On the table is a large sign that reads "PATRICK 'PUSSY' BRADEN!"My darlings, it's come to my attention that a lot of people here have never met a transvestite. I, Pussy Braden, Lurex Avenger and Transvestite Prostitute Extraordinaire, am here to fix that! Come introduce

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[_one_white_tree]

You could start by telling me what a transvestite is.

I'm Elendil.

[thelurexavenger]

I don't like that I was born a boy so I'm trying to be a girl instead. That work for you, dearie love?

[_one_white_tree]

*blinks* That seems rather futile to me.

[thelurexavenger]

-- oh? And why's that?

[_one_white_tree]

Barring a miracle, lad, you can't be a girl. I can sympathise, but it seems more like self-torture to me.

[thelurexavenger]

*frowns. deeply.* It's not self-torture, it's self-gratification. I'm dressing how I like, please and thank you. Besides, who are you to say what's torture and what's innocent? Have you ever tried changing yourself?

[_one_white_tree]

Not into something I'm not. I saw an entire civilization die because one man refused to accept what he was.

I can see what you're doing harms no one, except perhaps yourself.

[thelurexavenger]

*this is a massively annoyed pout* It doesn't hurt anyone and I'm not trying to change who I am. If I were trying to change it, I'd dress like a boy. This is what I am. I accept that and love it. It's everyone else who can't, not me.

[_one_white_tree]

*very puzzled at that* *shakes his head* I don't understand it, but you seem old enough to do as you please.

[thelurexavenger]

*officially bored now ^_^* Right I am. Old enough to do as you please, if you want. *winks and smiles at him*

[_one_white_tree]

*even more puzzled now, but smiles at her*

[thelurexavenger]

Come back if you need anything, sweetie-pie. *reaches up and pats his cheek*

[_one_white_tree]

You're a sweet child if a bit confused. Good day.