Just a sweet transvestite...

[thelurexavenger]

Pussy Braden is sitting behind a table, hands folded, looking quite prim. On the table is a large sign that reads "PATRICK 'PUSSY' BRADEN!"My darlings, it's come to my attention that a lot of people here have never met a transvestite. I, Pussy Braden, Lurex Avenger and Transvestite Prostitute Extraordinaire, am here to fix that! Come introduce

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[snow_white_scar]

*thinks she has the general idea*

So, you would know a great deal about cosmetics and coiffure?

[thelurexavenger]

Oh yes! Of course. I'm always fussing with my makeup, I should know how it works by now. What, do you want a makeover? *bounces a bit, happily*

[snow_white_scar]

Makeover?

No, the reason I ask is because in a while I shall have to post notice for a lady in waiting. My crocodile has eaten my wig, and I haven't gone about in my natural hair since my debut. I have no idea how to put it up, it's gotten very long.

[jack_fing_twist]

*looks slightly surprised.* well now.

[thelurexavenger]

*oou, pretty boy!* Well now indeed. *leans forward, propping her chin on her hands* What's your name, lovely boy?

[jack_fing_twist]

Names Jack, Jack Twist - *thrusts out hand, at a distance to keep their bodies comfortably enough apart.*

[thelurexavenger]

*shakes his hand primly, batter her eyes at him* Pussy Braden. Where are you from, cowboy? *she likes this one*

[dashinglancer]

*walks by and blush!*

*nods* Mlle Pussy.

[thelurexavenger]

*look! a friend!* Hello, Theo darling! How are you doing?

[dashinglancer]

*still blushing, and wearing one of Nan's suits at that* Well as can be hoped. *looks around* And your endeavour?

[bitchybingley]

......... *and here is a very high strung and proper young lady looking incredibly confused* Pardon me, but what on earth are you talking about?

[thelurexavenger]

What do you need, dearie? *already doesn't like this one*

[bitchybingley]

... An explanation would be a sufficent start.

[thelurexavenger]

I was born a boy when I should have been a girl. I'd rather be a girl. So here I am!

[la_baronne]

*oh dear, blushes*

.... I see you decided to act on your idea, mlle...... monsieur... er... *doesn't know what to call her now*

[thelurexavenger]

Mademoiselle works quite well, thank you! Or just Pussy, if you'd like.

[la_baronne]

But we've not been of one another's acquaintance long enough for that! Mademoiselle shall suffice, if that is what you prefer I call you.

[thelurexavenger]

I'm a girl, really. That's what I identify as. My soul's a girl. So there you are.