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[sweet_madman]

The wind brings honeybees, it seems. Buzz, buzz. *grinning widely*

Excuse me, could I have the attention of all persons of adequate age who are not getting laid on a regular basis? HEY. YOU. ARE YOU HORNY?

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[theblondgypsy]

*sees what's going on in the thread* Holy Virgin! I wouidn't mind the company of a fair lady, but these..instruments seem to be taking it a bit too far! They remind me of something the torturer would use.

[truant_horatio]

*also cuddles. because RARR* Shall I make thee tea? 'Twill ease thee. Come with me.

[permanent_blur]

... that would be nice ... *chewing a little on his own hair, in a shy, anxious sort of way* i like it when you make me tea. i am ... i am lonely, you know. but i'm not that kind of lonely. am i?

[truant_horatio]

Thou art not. *gkaslgjksldlsd picks him up very gently and is more than prepared to carry him home and try to untraumatise him* Come.

[permanent_blur]

*is going to wrap his arms around horatio's neck, then, lightly -- this is silly, ros isn't a child, but that never stops him from acting like one, being carried and taken care of like one* 'msorry.

[truant_horatio]

Nay, nay, be not so. *doesn't mind, doesn't mind ever--he's so fond of Rosencrantz, loves him awfully, though of course it's not the way he used to love him, and taking care of him (of anyone--Hamlet will do that to a person) is like a reflex*