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sweet_madman in desperatefans

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Jun 28, 2006 12:51

The wind brings honeybees, it seems. Buzz, buzz. *grinning widely*

Excuse me, could I have the attention of all persons of adequate age who are not getting laid on a regular basis? HEY. YOU. ARE YOU HORNY?

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sweariwontdie June 28 2006, 21:02:05 UTC

Mercutio, I think you're mistaken.

thanitohercules June 28 2006, 21:24:55 UTC

*gives Mercutio a see? see? sort of look* 'Tis what I have said!

sweariwontdie June 28 2006, 21:26:11 UTC

This community is rather the opposite of chaste.

sweet_madman June 28 2006, 23:39:45 UTC

... Doesn't mean I can't have fun with those who are. *hands Armand a vibrator shaped like a totem pole with a monkey attached* Enjoy. *grins*

Thread 9

theblondgypsy June 28 2006, 21:15:40 UTC

*sees what's going on in the thread* Holy Virgin! I wouidn't mind the company of a fair lady, but these..instruments seem to be taking it a bit too far! They remind me of something the torturer would use.

permanent_blur June 28 2006, 21:35:39 UTC

well, i don't know -- i think they look a bit interesting. *picks one up in an innocent, experimental sort of way, godsomebodyhelphim* what exactly do they do?

theblondgypsy June 28 2006, 22:27:07 UTC

*blinks at Rosencrantz* ...You honestly don't know?

permanent_blur June 28 2006, 22:30:40 UTC

well, no. i've not seen anything like it before -- are they important?

Thread 21

callmestargirl June 28 2006, 22:01:17 UTC

Kittens, as weapons in battle? Well, I suppose if they shot lasers... Anyway, these don't look like kittens to me, but they certainly are pretty.

the_elfchild June 28 2006, 22:08:45 UTC

Why, perhaps it is a dildo! Does it make music? *^________^*

callmestargirl June 28 2006, 22:14:30 UTC

I don't know! They look like they would make pretty music.

the_elfchild June 28 2006, 22:41:12 UTC

*picks one up and attempts to play it like a clarinet*

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sweetcandyboy June 28 2006, 23:11:32 UTC

*giggles and starts digging through the basket* What's the limit on how many we can take?

Typist: -- because you don't have an entire box, silly thing.

sweet_madman June 28 2006, 23:53:33 UTC

Really, how many can one man need? Are you collecting them? Trying to start a garden?

sweetcandyboy June 29 2006, 02:25:55 UTC

You never know when you might need an extra!

_hellblazer_ June 28 2006, 23:14:33 UTC

*smirks* It's my anniversary. *looks over the basket, trying to decide* Better than a bunch of roses, eh?

sweet_madman June 28 2006, 23:54:12 UTC

*grins* I couldn't agree more. Take your pick and enjoy.