Well, greetings all!!

[notcountolaf]

Hello there. My name is Baily Biddles. I am merely a passerby who has just found this wonderful community whilst on my search for poor, unfortunate orphans. Yes sir, nothing breaks my heart more than the misfortunate lifes of unfortunate orphans. In fact, it is my mission in life to find orphans (especially orphans who come in groups of two

Comments

[booksandbites]

*gape*

[notcountolaf]

Why, I don't know why my perfectly harmless persons should be gaped at. There's absolutely nothing distingishing about my persons...is it because I am new here?

[an_inventor]

*quickly moves to stand next to Sunny and Klaus* You are not harmless, Count Olaf

[notcountolaf]

Count Olaf? Who is this Count Olaf of whom you speak?

My dear girl, obviously your education is sadly lacking, since you were OBVIOUSLY unable to read my name above, clearly spelled out as Baily Biddles.

B-A-I-L-Y B-I-D-D-L-E-S.

Which, incidentially, does NOT spell "Count Olaf".

[least_rotten]

Sir, I don't mean to be making accusations, but I think you may not be telling the truth, and that you should leave. *uncharacteristic sternness*

[notcountolaf]

Now, now, I am exactly who I say I am.

And who might you be? You look rather scrawny and sickly...you don't happen to be an ORPHAN, now, are you?

[least_rotten]

No, sir, not at all! I have both my parents and all four grandparents and a godfather/mentor who has an entire chocolate factory and a small army of Oompa Loompas- not at all!

[notcountolaf]

What a pity How FORTUNATE for you, my dear boy.

I'm sorry, but I didn't catch your name. What did you say it was again?

[sweariwontdie]

*curtsies*

Bonjour, M. Biddle. You needn't worry about any orphans here. They are all well taken care of. I'm Amanda St. Just.

[an_inventor]

*draws Amanda to the side* *whisper* Amanda, please tell me you don't believe him?

[sweariwontdie]

Of course I don't, but there's no point in arguing with him about who he is. *smiles a little nervously* I'm sure he'll lie until we're all dead.

You be sure to tell M. Wonka that he's here.

[an_inventor]

*nods* *relieved* Thank you. *smile* *hurries back to Klaus and Sunny*

[wishfor_goblins]

Hello.

You're creepy.

[sweariwontdie]

You go, Sarah!

[wishfor_goblins]

*grins*

Well, he is.

[corinthian_vr2]

Baily Biddles?

Bahahahahahahaha.