Well, greetings all!!

[notcountolaf]

Hello there. My name is Baily Biddles. I am merely a passerby who has just found this wonderful community whilst on my search for poor, unfortunate orphans. Yes sir, nothing breaks my heart more than the misfortunate lifes of unfortunate orphans. In fact, it is my mission in life to find orphans (especially orphans who come in groups of two

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[sweariwontdie]

*curtsies*

Bonjour, M. Biddle. You needn't worry about any orphans here. They are all well taken care of. I'm Amanda St. Just.

[an_inventor]

*draws Amanda to the side* *whisper* Amanda, please tell me you don't believe him?

[sweariwontdie]

Of course I don't, but there's no point in arguing with him about who he is. *smiles a little nervously* I'm sure he'll lie until we're all dead.

You be sure to tell M. Wonka that he's here.

[an_inventor]

*nods* *relieved* Thank you. *smile* *hurries back to Klaus and Sunny*

[booksandbites]

*cling*

[an_inventor]

*hugs both of them* We'll be ok. We have friends here. Reliable friends. *hopes she's not lying*

[notcountolaf]

Lie?! My dear lady, I am EXACTLY who I say I am! I am Baily Biddles, philanthropist and orphan-ologist.

How sad that this place should be so UNFRIENDLY to such a friendly and warm-hearted pon such as I!

[sweariwontdie]

*stamps her foot*

WHat a despicable creature you are. What book are you from? I've never heard of a Baily Biddles.

*crosses fingers*

[notcountolaf]

Alas, I am a very, very minor character. So minor, in fact, my name wasn't even mentioned. But I know what my name is, so all is well.

Since I am such a very minor character, I have the time to go around furfilling my life's work...helping orphans!

[booksandbites]

Typist: *takes a small moment to fangirl like mad* You rule.

[notcountolaf]

typist: SQUEE! Thank ye, I'm trying. Glad to know it's working.

[an_inventor]

Typist: Working very well. Perfectly creepy and full of himself. XD

[booksandbites]

Typist: Okay, guys. I need names. Both of you, right now. ^_^
And I'm so not tempted to take Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor now. Nope, not at all.

[notcountolaf]

typist: Forgive my ignorance...you want, like, my real name? Or just names in general. I can usually come up with some doozies.

[booksandbites]

Typist: Your real name, babe. I need to know who to address the fan mail to.

[notcountolaf]

typist: heh, Antonella's the name. ink_n_imp is the lj.