Well, greetings all!!

[notcountolaf]

Hello there. My name is Baily Biddles. I am merely a passerby who has just found this wonderful community whilst on my search for poor, unfortunate orphans. Yes sir, nothing breaks my heart more than the misfortunate lifes of unfortunate orphans. In fact, it is my mission in life to find orphans (especially orphans who come in groups of two

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[prof_ssnape]

How.. remarkably daft.

[sada_7days]

*laughs so hard*
Wow, you really are stupid!

[wonderfulboy]

Orphans aren't unfortunate, they're lucky! No more grown-ups! *grins widely*

Typist: *really must read these books someday*

[cannon_fanatic]

Aren't you a bit creepy for parenthood?

[petit_pupil]

*looks at him curiously*

I do not know of any orphans here, Monsieur Biddles. At least none that are looking for a guardian. Perhaps you should search elsewhere? *earnest*

Typist: You WIN. <3