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[homo_lettuce]

*saunters in, a tall red-head in the scantiest egyptian apparel, almost seven feet in height, fully aware of how divinely gorgeous he is*

Hello, mortals.

I am SUTEKH, God of the Mighty Desert, Greatest of the Gods in Egypt. Anything you have heard of that simpering impostor Horus is a lie.

You may commence worshipping me now.

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[roadkill_god]

*glares* No one will worship you here. Ever notice how you're god of the land that no one has a use for?

[homo_lettuce]

*glaresmirks dangerously* You're only jealous that I'm so much more powerful than you. Not to mention dominant. So what's this I hear about you and Loki? Interesting choice of boyfriends. I guess it's easier to pretend it's not him with that head full of red hair he's got, hm? *twirls a lock of his own red hair* I hope you at least know enough to call his name when he pounds into you, and not the one actually buzzing through your head--Sutesh! Sutesh! Sutesh!

[roadkill_god]

Still unable to move on after all this time? Can't you even get any from the donkeys anymore? *mock pity* What's wrong Set, were you too small for them? Or can you even, anymore? *smirk*

[homo_lettuce]

Can you honestly expect me to believe you don't still dream of me? You know I was the best you ever had. You know you're still mine. You and all of Egypt are rightfully mine.

[sweariwontdie]

*curties nervously*

Oh dear another god. Bonjour Lord Sutekh. I'm Armand St. Just.

typist: *fangirls frantically* I love Sutekh! and the Set animal that is not a jackal. *hurrahs*

[homo_lettuce]

*nods in acknowledgement*

[_mediagoddess]

Phhh. The people here have much better gods to worship than you.

edit: Like me, for instance, even though I can't use italics correctly!

[three_headed]

o_O

Peh, as if we didn't have enough hyper inflated immortal egos around here.

[death_rat_quoth]

HMMM.... WELCOME... THOUGH I BELIEVE YOUR BROTHER OSIRIS WOULD CONTEST YOUR ABOVE STATEMENTS.